May 2019 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

11 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1230

And Then It Was Friday

Like many people, I try planning and arranging my week so I can accomplish as much as possible. For example, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage on Monday morning hands me her “honey-do-list” to c... read more..

11 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3768

Visiting Grandma

Grandma, who appeared to become an ever-more intimidating personality as the years went on, was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife: "You come to the front d... read more..

11 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1126

Pancake Prayer

A six-year-old said grace at family dinner one evening. "Dear God, thank You for the pancakes." When she concluded, her mother asked her why she thanked God for pancakes when they were having c... read more..

11 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3711

Expecting

You should be able to park in an “expecting mother” parking space if you’re waiting for your mom.... read more..

09 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

593

Cybersalt News - May 9, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

08 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

2085

Quote #1819

"Don't say God has been silent when your Bible has been closed." - Toby Mac #Speak Life read more..

08 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1129

One-liner #1377

Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay ... again.... read more..

08 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3517

Classic Groucho

One day a man approached Groucho Marx and said, "Please insult my wife. My wife loves your work. It would really give her a thrill if you insulted her." Groucho turned to the man and said, "Sir, you... read more..

08 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1078

Dr. Larry N. Jitis

My great-grandfather was a veterinarian. He apparently suffered from life-long laryngitis: that's why he ended up being a hoarse doctor.... read more..

08 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3854

What a Hoot

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a lo... read more..

08 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1114

Remember the Good Old Days

A sales clerk asked his boss how to handle people who complained about the current prices compared to the low prices in the good old days. "Just act surprised and tell them you didn't think that they... read more..

05 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

678

Cybersalt News - May 5, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! As I've mentioned earlier, Grandma Cybersalt and I are now working with refugees and persecuted Christians, a ministry change from pastoring local congregations. Participat... read more..

04 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1327

Quote #1818

"God uses men who are weak and feeble enough to lean on him." - Hudson Taylor read more..

04 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1254

One-liner #1376

If the Earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.... read more..

04 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1309

A Smile Is Both Contagious and Healthy

My grandfather had a favorite saying that went something like this, “A frown is just a smile upside down.” Nobody could smile quite like my grandfather. He never waited for any reason to smi... read more..

04 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3620

Control Seminar

The company I work for sometimes puts on what they call "Lunch and Learn" seminars during the employees' lunchtime, dealing with a variety of physical and mental health issues. If the seminar lasts be... read more..

04 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1175

Imagination to a Tee

A golfer went to see his doctor. He was suffering from major stress syndrome. The doctor asked him if he played golf, to which the golfer replied, "I play at it, it's a very frustrating game, but I lo... read more..

04 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1336

Humor Restriction

WARNING!!!! Incorrigible punster! DO NOT INCORRIGE... read more..

02 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

654

Cybersalt News - May 2, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Because of last Sunday's catch-up email, there is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. You can read how Rev. James Snyder's laziness came to... read more..

01 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1230

Lazy Does Have Its Advantages

As a young boy, my father tried drilling into my brain that laziness was not acceptable in his house. If I wanted to be lazy, I had to go outside. He provided a wonderful role model for me because if ... read more..

01 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3306

Stupid and Beautiful

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be a... read more..

01 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1373

Candy Crank

Pezzimists see the dispenser as half empty.... read more..

01 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1126

One-liner #1375

Self-Annihilating Sentence You'll live to regret this when I have you shot!... read more..

01 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3361

Texas Cruise

A Texas rancher, visiting a South Dakota farmer friend, asked him to show him his farm. After seeing the 1,000-acre spread, the Texan bragged that down-home he could get into his car, drive all day, ... read more..

01 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1056

I Perspective

A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eyeglasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before. "What seems to be the problem, madam?" "I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husb... read more..

01 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1685

Quote #1817

"To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is unforgivable." - Beethoven read more..