May 2022 - Monthly Archive

22 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

493

Cybersalt News - May 22, 2022

Sunday Greetings everyone! One of the things that the pandemic has left hanging over us is the opportunity to return to places of our past that have not changed, but forever will never be the same be... read more..

21 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3214

Children's Message

A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service, he would gather all the children around him and give a brief lesson before dismissing them for children's church... read more..

21 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1985

See Food

My niece told all her little friends with pride that she had seen a man-eating shark at the aquarium, to which one of them replied, "That's nothing! I saw a man eating shrimp at Long John Silver's." ... read more..

21 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1787

Delegation, Time Management, Business

One day a gentleman walked into one of Ben Franklin's book stores. As one of the clerks went to assist him, the gentleman asked the clerk the price of the book he wished to purchase. The young clerk ... read more..

19 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

470

Cybersalt News - May 19, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There were no mailings last Sunday and Thursday because grandma Cybersalt were away at our association's Western Conference to report on and promote refugee sponsorsh... read more..

18 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2924

Goober Sightings

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for on... read more..

14 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

514

Quote #2094

"Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope." - Martin Luther King, Jr. read more..

14 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

548

One-Liner #1657

Telling someone to calm down is about like baptizing a cat.... read more..

11 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

578

Quote #2093

"If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else." - Ann Landers read more..

11 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

625

One-Liner #1656

Went to an antique show and people were bidding on me.... read more..

11 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2421

He No Goblin

Why did the vampire flunk art class? Because he could only draw blood!... read more..

11 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1666

Work Excellence

One of my first assignments as a trainee in an auto-body shop was a car needing a new fender and some door repairs. I spent hours doing a perfect job, but when the owner came to pick it up, he wasn't... read more..

08 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

559

Cybersalt News - May 8, 2022

Sunday Greetings everyone and Happy Mother's Day to everyone who are able to celebrate this day! Of course, for many this is a difficult day and if that is true of you may God's grace and comfort fin... read more..

07 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

827

And Then, There They Were

In getting older, I have discovered, I pay a little more attention to my dietary habits. Or, maybe I should say, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage pays more attention to my dietary habits. As we... read more..

07 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

564

Quote #2092

"Motherhood brings you to your knees in a way that doesn't leave room for you to judge others. It makes you see that there's no ideal - a constant struggle, constantly compromising, but ultimate love. read more..

07 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

551

One-Liner #1655

Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked - so NEVER sing in the shower!... read more..

07 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2187

Branching Out

"A job at the nursery can lead to a budding career." read more..

07 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2148

Reflections of a Mother

I gave you life, But I cannot live it for you. I can give you directions, But I cannot be there to lead you. I can take you to church, But I cannot make you believe. I can teach you right from wron... read more..

07 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5318

Car Alarms

I was with a friend in a cafe' when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation. "What good are car alarms when no one pays any attention to them?" I wondered aloud. "Some are quite effective," m... read more..

01 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

482

Cybersalt News - May 1, 2022

Sunday Greetings everyone and welcome back to May! I have a fun item on my agenda today! After church I am driving up island to take in a model railroad show with my son. We have talked about maybe b... read more..