June 2019 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

15 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1533

Menagerie Report

Went to the zoo.There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.... read more..

15 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1026

One-liner #1386

I'm not indecisive ... unless you want me to be.... read more..

15 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1113

Quote #1827

The greatest gift I ever had came from God. I call him "Dad." - Unknown read more..

15 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3497

A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?" The matchmaker said, "What exactly are you looking for?" "Wel... read more..

13 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

627

Cybersalt News - June 13, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy 79th birthday to my mom!! I recently returned from 10 days of travelling for two conferences and some family visits. One of the places I flew to w... read more..

12 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3556

Hospital Visitation

Fred was unfortunate enough to be hit by a 10-ton truck and landed up in hospital in intensive care. His best friend Morris came to visit him. Fred struggled to tell Morris, "My wife Sally visi... read more..

12 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1287

Quote #1826

Two things are said to be rare sights in the world; one is a young man humble, and the other is an old man content. - J. C. Ryle read more..

12 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1120

Three Mile Buddy

My friend keeps telling me about his nightmares about being a used up nuclear fuel rod: I think he's overreacting.... read more..

12 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3664

No Stairs

An older lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. Several months later, the doctor took off the... read more..

12 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2221

Enthusiasm

I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not yet learned the names of my players. At our first game, I called each boy by the number on his uniform. When I yelled, "Number 5, your... read more..

12 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1084

One-liner #1385

I'm never at my best.... read more..

09 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

600

Cybersalt News - June 9, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone and happy Father's Day for all those who are able to celebrate! Rev. James Snyder tries to create merry hearts wherever he goes. YO Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pa... read more..

08 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1114

One-liner #1384

Self-Annihilating Sentences: Decisions The executive committee proposes the following compromise: make it optional for those who want it, and required for those who don't.... read more..

08 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1103

Quote #1825

"Faith must be tested, because it can only become your intimate possession through conflict." - Oswald Chambers read more..

08 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3788

From the Beginning

My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, "Do you... read more..

08 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1126

Fishing Pessimists

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. Th... read more..

06 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

620

Cybersalt News - June 6, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

01 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1546

Quote #1824

"Stop trying to repair what God wants to replace." - M. Moore Jr. read more..

01 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1091

One-liner #1383

Our lack or cooperation is mutual!... read more..

01 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4115

Office Culture

The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he'd heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Mike. When he noticed that he was getting... read more..

01 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1947

Reality

On a tour of Mammoth Cave in Kentucky, the guide stopped and addressed the crowd. "Do you want to see what a real cave looks like?" he asked. Of course, everyone said yes. Without another word, he ... read more..