June 2017 - Monthly Archive

28 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

2501

Quote #1650

"Be kind. You never know how many times a mom got up last night." - KitchenFunWithMy3Sons.com read more..

28 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1334

Quote #1649

"You don't have to agree on anything to be kind to everyone." - Ann Voskamp read more..

28 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

945

Cybersalt News - June 29, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt Site today - or is it a funny bathroom picture? You be the judge. You'll find "Transmission Sink" at:www.cybersalt.org/fu read more..

28 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3280

Danny's Shortage

Little Danny O'Brien, a fine Catholic lad, was out looking for trouble. He tripped people on the street, threw bricks through windows, smacked folks on the head and generally caused mischief un... read more..

28 Jun

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

15070

Transmission Sink

If you make one of these make sure you wash it often to avoid the transmission of germs. ... read more..

28 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3347

Coffee for Grandma

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. Th... read more..

28 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1922

Options

I bought a great new toilet seat recently. On the label was a suggestion on how to clean it. Although nice to have the option, I doubt I'll take advantage of it. My toilet seat, it seems, is "Dishwa... read more..

28 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1467

One-liner #1202

One-liner Advice: It pays to buy things you dislike; they last much longer.... read more..

25 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

947

Cybersalt News - June 25, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! The recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church site. If parenting seems like a mystery to you, it's because a big part of it is. ... read more..

25 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

906

Faith is for Groups

The people of Israel crossing through the Red Sea are an example of how faith is for groups too. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170625.mp3{/audio} read more..

24 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1696

Quote #1648

"Consistency in prayer will not come and lie at your feet. You need to fight for it with a determined resolve. And this is where the foundation of prayer is laid, in resolution. People who often exp read more..

To Stink, or Not to Stink, That is the Question

24 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1606

To Stink, or Not to Stink, That is the Question

There are all kinds of questions in this world of ours. Most are rather annoying. It would not surprise me in the least if there were a gang of hooligans somewhere hired to make up silly questions. If... read more..

24 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1639

One-liner #1201

One-liner Advice: Every ambitious man should be modest.... read more..

24 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5851

Got the Munchies?

Mrs. Jones had been steadfast in her local congregation for many years and that is why her absence was noticed lately. The pastor decided to drop by her house to check up on her after the Sunday servi... read more..

24 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2465

Take Out Talk

A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout, and sits down to wait for his food. While he waits, he grabs a handful of peanuts from the bowl on the counter, and as he starts to chew, he hears a v... read more..

22 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1118

First Impressions Passenger

A passenger is in a plane enjoying the view of the clouds when a man in a parachute appears at the window. The man says "Would you like to join me?" The passenger responds with, "No thanks." The man... read more..

22 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3441

After Me

"I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "Three companies are after me." "Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?" "The electric company, the telephone compan read more..

22 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3655

Stop vs. Slow Down

A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver's window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over. "No," the man replied. "You failed to stop at the stop sign," the officer explai... read more..

22 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

894

Cybersalt News - June 22, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy second day of summer to the northern hemisphere. Our 4-year-old grandson is visiting us for 2 weeks, so there is no new page on the Cybersalt Site today. Enjo read more..

21 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

8752

Quote #1647

"God never negotiates with men. Jesus Christ's death on the cross put an end to any kind of negotiations. It is now Christ or nothing. It is now God's word in its entirety or nothing." - A.W. Tozer read more..

21 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1330

One-liner #1200

Another "World's Oldest Man" has died; this is beginning to look suspicious.... read more..

21 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

16853

Sausage Pun

At the diner, my breakfast arrived with only three sausages instead of the usual four. The waitress explained that the cook had dropped one and was making another. Soon the cook dashed out of the kitc... read more..

18 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

943

Cybersalt News - June 18, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Also, happy Father's Day to those celebrating today (and to my dad in the picture on the right.) The church I pastor is grieving the sudden passing of a wonderful young wom... read more..

18 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1015

Parenting Mystery

One of the challenges of parenting is raising our children amongst the mystery of how/what God is working in/through their lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170618.mp3{/audio} read more..

17 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1443

One-liner #1199

So, apparently airport security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding a plane.... read more..

17 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1633

Quote #1646

“The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature.” - Antoine François Prévost d'Exiles, Manon Lescaut read more..

Can Two Walk Together, Except They Be Going to the Same Store?

17 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1658

Can Two Walk Together, Except They Be Going to the Same Store?

After about a million days of toil, sweat and aggravation, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I decided to take a few days off and relax. I am not a real expert when it comes to relaxing. I h... read more..

17 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5516

A Father's Method

A loaded SUV pulled in to the only remaining campsite. Four children leapt from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the g... read more..

17 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2200

Fatherly Pride

My dad gave me one dollar bill 'Cause I'm his smartest son, And I swapped it for two shiny quarters 'Cause two is more than one! And then I took the quarters And traded them to Lou For three dimes--I... read more..

15 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

933

Cybersalt News - June 15, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the Funblog today. It actually takes two videos to get the most out of enjoying "Wintergatan - Marble Machine" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/winterg read more..