July 2007 - Monthly Archive

31 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2976

Mouse Repellant

A couple moved to the country when they retired. One mild winter, they had a bit of a problem with rodents in the garage. So they bought one of those little sub-sonic mouse repellant, the kind you plu... read more..

30 Jul

Shirley Choat

1900

Good Morning 07-31

"I know whom I have believed and am persuaded that He is able to keep that which I have committed unto Him against that day." - 2 Timothy 1:12 In this age of unsettled opinions, read more..

30 Jul

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2799

Black Light Hands

This is pretty neat. People wearing all black and white gloves "act out" the words of the song "Who Am I?" with the assistance of a black light. (adsbygo read more..

30 Jul

Shirley Choat

1887

Good Morning 07-30

"Thou wilt keep him in perfect peace whose mind is steadfast on Thee, because he trusts in You." - Isaiah 26:3 Perfect peace, is it really attainable? In these days of unrest read more..

29 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6415

YMCA Innocence

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.The little boy watch... read more..

29 Jul

Shirley Choat

2123

Good Morning 07-29

NINTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST Prov. 8:22-35 Col. 1:21-28 Luke 10:38-42 Psalm 27 Some might be wary of this gospel lesson, in which Jesus seems to be rebuking the sort of practic read more..

29 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3648

Nightime Despair

Sometimes night brings confusion and anger, but perseverance will bring hope. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070729.mp3{/audio}... read more..

28 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3051

Tournament Weather`

Our pastor, an avid golfer, was once taking part in a local tournament. As he was preparing to tee off, the organizer of the tournament approached him and pointed to the dark, threatening storm clouds... read more..

28 Jul

Shirley Choat

2031

Good Morning 07-28

"Take heed therefore how you hear." - Luke 8:18 All who preach and teach the Word of God carry a great responsibility. It is a solemn thing to stand before men and to speak in t read more..

27 Jul

Shirley Choat

2067

Good Morning 07-27

"I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us." - Romans 8:18 In addition to the ailments which he read more..

26 Jul

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2774

Tractor Square Dancing

A lot of people think that farm equipment is for work. To look at a John Deere or Massey Ferguson tractor one can clearly see they are made for hauling hay, plowing fields and, of course, squa read more..

25 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3863

Rejection Rejection

Have you ever had a resume rejected? Don't ever let it happen again. The next time that nasty old rejection letter comes your way, respond with yourown:Dear [Interviewer's Name]:Thank you for your let... read more..

23 Jul

Shirley Choat

2026

Good Morning 07-23

"We know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to His purpose." - Romans 8:28 This joyous declaration of a bold faith read more..

22 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3876

Legacy

Who are you trusting to write your life's legacy? Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070722.mp3{/audio} read more..

21 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

13156

Broken Bone

While leading a tour of kindergarten students through our hospital, I overheard a conversation between one little girl and an x-ray technician."Have you ever broken a bone?" he asked."Yes," the girl r... read more..

20 Jul

Shirley Choat

2128

Good Morning 07-11

"Whatsoever He saith unto you, do it." - John 2:5 Such was the advice which the Virgin Mother gave to the servants at the wedding in Cana of Galilee. She had no way of knowing w read more..

20 Jul

Shirley Choat

1915

Good Morning 07-20

"Be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a crown of life." - Revelation 2:10 "Be thou faithful." This is the divine challenge that comes to each indivi read more..

19 Jul

Shirley Choat

2206

Good Morning 07-19

"They that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint." - Isaiah 40:31 read more..

18 Jul

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2614

Dots

Once again I must apologize for the side effects of this game. If you play long enough, you will see dots before your eyes. No problem - just don't touch the purple ones. (adsbygoogle = wi... read more..

18 Jul

Shirley Choat

2065

Good Morning 07-18

"He shall have dominion also from sea to sea, and form the river unto the ends of the earth." - Psalm 72:8 This is a clear prophecy of the world-wide dominion or rulership of Je read more..

17 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6954

Family Togetherness

An older woman recently returned from her hometown in North Carolina and told a friend they'd spruced up the churchyard cemetery since her last visit several years past. "Lots of new greenery," she sa... read more..

17 Jul

Shirley Choat

2195

Good Morning 07-17

"Rejoice in the LORD always, and again I say, Rejoice." - Philippians 4:4 It is a pity that many sincere believers do not penetrate into the true joy of the Christian fai read more..

15 Jul

Shirley Choat

1921

Good Morning 07-16

"Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; He will never leave you nor forsake you." - Deuteronomy 31:6 As the people of Israel emerged read more..

14 Jul

Shirley Choat

2082

Good Morning 07-15

SEVENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST "This is the day the LORD hath made let us rejoice and be glad in it." Isaiah 66:10-14 Gal. 6:10-16 Luke 10:1-9,16 Psalm 19 As read more..

14 Jul

Shirley Choat

2116

Good Morning 07-14

"This is a faithful saying and worthy of all acceptation that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief." - 1 Timothy 1:15 This statement is the very read more..

13 Jul

Shirley Choat

2121

Good Morning 07-13

"My sheep hear My voice, and I know the, and they know Me:... and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of My hand." - John 10:27,28 There is a wealth o read more..

11 Jul

Shirley Choat

2075

Good Morning 07-12

"The LORD Jesus Christ be with your spirit. Grace be with you." - 2 Timothy 4:22 Most of our church services close with a benediction. In so doing we follow the pattern set by G read more..

11 Jul

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2543

Big Horns

Here's a cow with really big horns and a really funny name - Lurch. I'm not sure why this cow is so fascinating, but I have to admit he is. It's mind boggling and reminds me how disappoi read more..

11 Jul

Shirley Choat

2073

Good Morning 07-11

"The LORD Jesus Christ be with your spirit. Grace be with you." - 2 Timothy 4:22 Most of our church services close with a benediction. In so doing we follow the pattern set by G read more..

10 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3672

Return Policy

The store's policy on returns was prominently posted at every register as well as throughout the store. Every receipt also had the same information. A store credit would be given on all returns, but t... read more..