July 2023 - Monthly Archive

30 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

556

If Only I Had it My Way

Every once in a while, I have a little thought giggling in my brain to the effect that if only I had it my way. I don’t have it often, but I try to take it seriously when I do. My personal history is... read more..

30 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

377

Cybersalt News - July 30, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was not Digest last Chicken Thursday: I was just too tired to put it together. I feel a bit guilty about that because just as I was giving up for the day, our daught... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5481

Modern Day Proverbs

ON DEEP THOUGHTS: A day without sunshine is like night. ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES: There is a CD out entitled "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane". If you buy this, take it home, play it, and... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5315

Baseball Puns

Baseball was a well-established sport even in biblical times: Genesis 1:1 ... "In the big inning" Genesis 24:15,16 ... "Rebekah went to the well with a pitcher" Numbers 11:32 ... "ten homers" Seco... read more..

29 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1685

Passing Along Wisdom

"Look at ME!" boasted the fit old man to a group of young people. "Every morning I do fifty push-ups, do fifty sit-ups, and walk two miles. I'm fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don't smoke read more..

26 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

407

Quote #2197

"People ask how I stay so positive after losing my legs ... I simply ask how they stay so negative with theirs." - Sgt Johnny Joey Jones read more..

26 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

379

One-Liner #1762

Hike in groups; bears like to have options.... read more..

23 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

341

Cybersalt News - July 23, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! The big news at Cybersalt World Headquarters is the "no news yet" as Grandma Cybersalt and I await news of the arrival of our 6th grandchild - due 3 days ago! We know it i... read more..

What’s a Whopper Got to Do with Anything?

22 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

590

What’s a Whopper Got to Do with Anything?

After my heart attack, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage enacted a dietary regimen in accordance with improving my health. The theme of this dietary regimen is vegetables, vegetables, vegetabl... read more..

22 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

443

One-Liner #1761

U-Haul has the worst drivers of any company!... read more..

22 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

359

Careful When Drinking

To stay out of hot water when brewing a pun it's best to use subtle tea.... read more..

22 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

380

Quote #2196

"Children are not a distraction from more important work; they are the most important work." - C. S. Lewis read more..

22 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3724

Toilet Brush

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, ... read more..

22 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1620

Discipline, Serving

When our son Jimmy went to Navy boot camp, we waited impatiently for word from him. Finally we received a post card telling us he was doing well and we shouldn't worry. It went on to say that he was ... read more..

20 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

461

Cybersalt News - July 20, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I received exciting news yesterday: the full amount of money has been raised for Pastor Suneel to come to Canada as a church planter. I am very excited about what this mean... read more..

19 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

575

Ineffective Daily Affirmations

Thanks to Cybersaltine W. McLauren for sending these (I don't think he lives by or recommends all of them.) Ineffective Daily Affirmations -All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, s... read more..

19 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

564

The Princess Hath Thus Spoken

In December of last year, our second great-grandchild entered our family. Our first great-grandchild was a boy, and this one is a girl. Like all our children, grandchildren and great-grandson, this g... read more..

19 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

415

Mental Smell

Matt: I invented a thought-controlled air freshener. Mike: That's ridiculous. Matt: It makes scents when you think about it.... read more..

19 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

394

One-Liner #1760

I'm doing one of those escape rooms today ... well, work... I'm going to work, but trying to figure out how t get out of it.... read more..

19 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3097

Catching Fish

A guy had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish... read more..

19 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1840

Family History

A negative situation can always be given a positive spin if one uses different language to tell the same story. For example: You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of example, let's sa... read more..

19 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

382

Quote #2195

"The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced the Trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them." - Turkish proverb read more..

16 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

356

Cybersalt News - July 16, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! I have been using my new computer for a couple of weeks now. It has helped me get more done in the same amount of time as my 10 year old computer would have taken. On... read more..

15 Jul

Suneel Barkat

Rev. Suneel Barkat

571

The Joy of a Son

This year, we celebrated our elder son's birthday on the 24th of April. It was a great day for us as we thanked the Lord and prayed for him. He cut the cake in front of the guests, and everyone congra... read more..

15 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4200

Formal Letter

At the end of last semester, a fellow student complained about how he failed the English course. The teacher invited him to write a formal letter of complaint to the principal. I glanced at his lett... read more..

15 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2355

Archeologists

"Archeologists will date any old thing." - Douglas Helsel read more..

Simple Childlike Faith vs. Adult Sophistication

15 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3281

Simple Childlike Faith vs. Adult Sophistication

Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first time, and she headed straight for Space Mountain. I worried that the roller coaster would be too scary for her, ... read more..

15 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

389

Quote #2194

"We have suffered bereavement after bereavement, but we are going to the land of the immortal where graves do not exist." - Charles Spurgeon read more..

15 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

395

One-Liner #1759

About four minutes into my run, I've decided I want to work on my personality instead.... read more..

13 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

383

Cybersalt News - July 13, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There's not much happening at Cybersalt World Headquarters these days except for work, work, work! My brain feels fried! However, it's not so fried that I would enter... read more..