August 2019 - Monthly Archive

31 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1085

Stuck between a Virus and a Varmint

Normally, I’m not a superstitious sort of a person. But then again there is a good case to be made that I am really not normal. If you stop to think about it, (and I have), the average person is a com... read more..

31 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1147

Quote #1849

"Lord, please do us a massive favor. Make sin appear utterly ugly and exceedingly sinful to us." - Bob Sorge read more..

31 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1011

Fowl Watchers

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.... read more..

31 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3870

Black Snake

It was the first camping experience for Jed. As soon as he had pitched his tent, he went for a hike in the woods. In about fifteen minutes he rushed back into camp, bleeding and disheveled. "What ha... read more..

31 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

4255

Offering, Giving, Complaining

A man and his ten-year-old son were on a fishing trip miles from home. At the boy's insistence, they decided to attend the Sunday worship service at a small rural church. The father forgot to bring an... read more..

31 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1017

One-Liner #1408

Self-Annihilating Descriptions We're home at the usual time, for a change!... read more..

29 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

677

Cybersalt News - August 29, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today I'd like to share a new project I just launched for a client. It's the "DeHaan on Fire" YouTube channel where I'll be interviewing world famous fire investigator, Dr.... read more..

28 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

2915

Quote #1848

"If being hurt by church causes you to lose faith in God, then your faith was in people not in God." - Larry Bluford Jr. read more..

28 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1098

Code Consumption

After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I've successfully installed Java. He hates me.... read more..

28 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

13474

Forgetting Something

A man was on his way home with a new car, which was absorbing all his attention, when it struck him that he had forgotten something. Twice he stopped, counted his parcels, searched his pockets, but f... read more..

28 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2085

Tips From Cowboys, Everyday Wisdom

~ Never squat with your spurs on! ~ Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day. ~ There's two theories to arguin' with a woman.... Neither one works. ~ Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can ... read more..

28 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

897

One-Liner #1407

Self-Annihilating Descriptions No one goes there anymore; it's too crowded.... read more..

28 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3284

Best We Could

Old man Fielding, the miser, at last went to his reward and presented himself at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted him with appropriate solemnity and escorted him to his new abode. Walking past nume... read more..

25 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

643

Cybersalt News - August 25, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Forty-eight years of marriage has taught Rev. James Snyder when to giggle and when to think of broccoli. You can learn more about how and why by reading "It’s Hard for Me t... read more..

24 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2486

Fear of Death

A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said, "Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side." Very quietly, the doctor said, "I don't... read more..

24 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1087

It’s Hard for Me to Conceal a Giggle

Throughout life, I have discovered many challenges. Some I have handled fairly well and others have handled me pretty badly. That is what makes life so interesting. Every day there is a challenge to ... read more..

24 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4394

Strange Problem

A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day. "Doc, there's something wrong with me. Every time I stand in a baby's high chair and face southwest, and then touch my tongue to a p... read more..

24 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1390

Quote #1847

"This is God's universe, and God does things His way. You may have a better way, but you don't have a universe." - Vernon McGee read more..

24 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1157

One-Liner #1406

Self-Annihilating Description It's the sort of place you wouldn't think twice about passing without a second glance.... read more..

24 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1177

Get a Second Opinion

Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.... read more..

22 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2965

More Years to Come

Esther had a heart attack and was taken to hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience, during which she saw God and asked if this was the end for her. God said, "No" and e... read more..

22 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

686

Cybersalt News - August 22, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! All is quiet around Cybersalt World Headquarters. Summer is about to wind down, it looks like all our wonderful visits from company have happened and taken their place as c... read more..

21 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

969

One-Liner #1405

I will now predict an unanticipated result.... read more..

21 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1240

Quote #1846

"The reason the world is not seeing Jesus is that Christian people are not filled with Jesus. They are satisfied with attending meetings weekly, reading the Bible occasionally, and praying sometimes read more..

21 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1119

Pass It Along

The Patron Saint of copying people into emails is St. Francis of a CC.... read more..

21 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3973

Age Question

A college professor asked his class a question. "If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I?" One ... read more..

21 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1929

Good Company

A married couple checked in at the Korean Air counter to pick up their tickets. As the smiling Korean woman processed their tickets, the wife asked, "Are these good seats?" "They are very good seats,... read more..

18 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

645

Cybersalt News - August 18, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! This past week, I made another trip to Avatar Grove here on Vancouver Island. I thought I'd share a picture of myself with a different tree there. This is perhaps the large... read more..