August 2020 - Monthly Archive

30 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1223

Oh, for a Life like My Kitty

The other night the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were watching the news on TV. All it showed was riots, looting, and chaos, which has become the normal. When will they ever get back to bro... read more..

30 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1015

I Love a Mystery When It's a Mystery

Because of the situation we are in these days, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I have spent some significant time watching mysteries. We enjoy a mystery movie. I have always loved mysterie... read more..

29 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2881

Tower Time

The Italian government is considering installing a clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa. The reason? What good is it if you have the inclination, but you don't have the time?... read more..

27 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

580

Cybersalt News - August 27, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday was International Dog Day (for dogs it actually felt like International Dog Week.) To mark the occasion, lots of people were posting pictures of their pooches onl... read more..

26 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3723

Smart Bully

As most young, weak and smart kids are, Ken was picked on constantly by the bullies in school. They stole his lunch, they beat him up and just downright made his life miserable. It took hi... read more..

26 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1009

Quote #1941

CFO to CEO: "What happens if we invest in developing our people and then they leave us?" CEO: "What happens if we don't and they stay?" - Unknown read more..

26 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

923

One-Liner #1503

Home-Schooling Update: My child just said, "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year."... read more..

26 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3475

Lawyer Choice

There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally came down to Robert and Paul. Both graduated magna cum laude from law school, both came from good families, and both ... read more..

26 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4944

Acceptance Pun

A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action. A substitute was put into the game, and as he was runnin... read more..

23 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1463

What It Was, Was a Peach Tree

For some reason, this week, I had been thinking of my maternal grandfather. I was named after him, and therefore we had a connection. I was thinking about him because this month I turned the same age... read more..

23 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

695

Cybersalt News - August 23, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week because my server was under a DOS attack on Wednesday night. In this case DOS stands for Denial of Service. I know it sounds... read more..

22 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1495

Quote #1940

"Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway. Stupidity is the same. And that's why life is hard." - Unknown read more..

22 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

883

One-Liner #1502

The Five Symptoms of Laziness: 1. ... read more..

22 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3427

One and Ten

Elizabeth was surprised to receive ten dollars from her Aunt for her birthday. The Aunt asked how she was going to spend it. "I'm taking it to Sunday School and giving it to God." the little girl rep... read more..

22 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2934

Fashion Amendment

Wear sleeveless shirts! Support your right to bare arms!... read more..

22 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1897

Obstacles

In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by... read more..

16 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1237

Are Homemade Cookies Addictive?

Some people say we are living in the "new normal." I'm not sure exactly what they mean, and I don't have the time to ask, nor the desire. If the "new normal" is what I have been experiencing in the p... read more..

16 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

675

Cybersalt News - August 16, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! I cannot remember a time when I have been so often speechless at the state of the world, not to mention the sheer selfishness and stupidity of so many people. A few times t... read more..

15 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1217

Quote #1939

"The reason many of us stop praying and become hard toward God is that we only have an emotional interest in prayer." - Oswald Chambers read more..

15 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

822

One-Liner #1501

The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say, "Now you're SUPER ANGRY!" Maybe she'll laugh; maybe you'll die.... read more..

15 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4908

You're Not A Monk

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously ... read more..

15 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

7142

Band-Aids

Why do you put band-aids in the fridge? For cold cuts!... read more..

15 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2554

Superstition

There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m.,regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors ... read more..

13 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

601

Cybersalt News - August 13, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I just noticed that today's one liner is number 1500! Back in grade school I hated having to do lines, but apparently over that. In other news, it was a windy day at Cyber... read more..

12 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2796

Temperance River

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And i... read more..

12 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5131

Dear Milkman…

A long time ago, when milk was delivered to the door by a milkman, people would sometimes leave notes. The following are some of those notes received by milkmen and preserved for our entertainment tod... read more..

12 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4353

Life's Bubble

"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good for a while, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality." ~Mitch Hedberg read more..

12 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1919

Instructions

My mother was recently on a flight returning from Utah. As the plane was a small puddle jumper, the flight attendants were required to demonstrate the life vest, the oxygen mask, etc. instead of turni... read more..