September 2022 - Monthly Archive

29 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

468

Cybersalt News - September 29, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new devotional from Rev. Suneel Barkat on the Cybersalt Site (link below). Thanks to Cybersaltine Walter M. for helping with editing this after it's translation ... read more..

28 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2662

Last Request

An old Irish man is lying in bed, very ill. His son is sitting at his bedside, expecting the end to come at any moment. The old man looks up at the boy and says, "Son, it's time for you to... read more..

28 Sep

Suneel Barkat

Rev. Suneel Barkat

754

Refuge and Strength (Psalm 46)

God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble. According to Dr. Billy Graham, he used to read five Psalms every day- that taught him how to get along with God. Then h... read more..

28 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

538

Quote #2124

"In school they told me 'Practice makes perfect.' And then they told me that nobody is perfect, so then I stopped practicing." - Steven Wright read more..

28 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5987

In-Flight Humor

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture," and their other announcements, a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been h read more..

28 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2750

Operator Error

Most auto accidents are caused by a mechanical fault - the loose nut behind the steering wheel.... read more..

28 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1858

Drunkeness, Alcohol

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said th... read more..

28 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

555

One-Liner #1687

I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the parkade; that is wrong on so many levels.... read more..

25 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

461

Cybersalt News - September 25, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I am returning to my former church today to lead a memorial service for a lady who passed away back in November 2020. I am finding that the time delay is casting a very di... read more..

24 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

809

Sir Forgets-A-Lot to the Rescue

Contrary to the idea that the older you get, the more you forget, it has never been my experience. I have forgotten things for as long as I can remember. I even forget things that never actually happe... read more..

24 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

550

One-Liner #1686

I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is "Goodbye."... read more..

24 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

590

Quote #2123

"Refuse to be average. Let your heart soar as high as it will." - A. W. Tozer read more..

24 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2749

Fibber the Dolphin

Time to lie on the beach. Yeah, I never tell the truth anywhere.... read more..

24 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1929

Reputation

Lenora, 95-years-old and in excellent health, confided that she was terribly worried: "Every one of my friends has already died and gone on to heaven. I'm afraid they're all wondering where I went!"... read more..

24 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3025

Lost Bid

Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly announced, "A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it is returned, he will pay a reward of ... read more..

22 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

505

Cybersalt News - September 22, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy 76th birthday to my dad! Grandma Cybersalt and I set an alarm to wake us up at 2:50am on Monday to watch the Queen's funeral. We both thought the music was beaut... read more..

21 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

7324

Elephant Thorn

A man goes to Africa on a safari. While there, he comes upon an elephant, in great pain, with a giant thorn in its foot. The man very carefully approaches the elephant, and gingerly removes the thorn ... read more..

21 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

508

Quote #2122

"Life is unjust and this is what makes it so beautiful. Every day is a gift. Be brave and take hold of it." - Garrison Keillor read more..

21 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

562

One-Liner #1685

I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

21 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2034

Not Bugged

Two frogs were sitting on a lily pad. One said to the other, "Time sure is fun when you are having flies!"... read more..

21 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1921

Love: Before and After

Before - You take my breath away. After - I feel like I'm suffocating. Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation. After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac. ... read more..

21 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3509

Science Fair Responses

Responses to questions on 5th and 6th grade science tests: - There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. - Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if... read more..

18 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

506

Cybersalt News - September 18, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I am lining this mailing up late on Saturday night after returning from a full evening of racing on the last ever race night at our local speedway. Me, my son-in-law, Josh... read more..

17 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

537

Quote #2121

"When life seems hard, the courageous do not lie down and accept defeat; instead, they are all the more determined to struggle for a better future." - Queen Elizabeth II read more..

17 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

480

One-Liner #1684

I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.... read more..

17 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3448

Prayer Positions

Three ministers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one minister. "No," another contended. "I get the best ... read more..

17 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2274

Silent Point

Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.... read more..

17 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2005

Death, Going Home

My friend was a Software Engineer for a major defense company. Well, he left to work at Paradigm Games and like many people there, let his hair and beard grow. He told me the other day that his gran... read more..

15 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

536

Cybersalt News - September 15, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! This week I received an email from our denomination's head office letting me know I am no longer licensed to perform weddings. I knew this was coming because it's their pol... read more..

14 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2697

Elevated Train

A man has to attend a large convention in Chicago. On this particular trip he decides to bring his wife. When they arrive at their hotel and are shown to their room, the man says, "You rest here while... read more..