September 2009 - Monthly Archive

27 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1718

Abraham's Eulogy

Abraham's eulogy inspires us to strive for a good finish. {audio}podcast/sm20090927.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

26 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2024

Grief is My Traveling Companion

I am not a very happy camper when I am traveling. Personally, I would rather stay home and just enjoy the home surroundings. There is plenty to do at home; I do not need to go traipsing all over the w... read more..

24 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

19165

Flight Manual

"Congratulations . . . You've taken off in your new jet! In the next few pages we'll go over a few of the other controls you see before you." read more..

24 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4431

Toy Advice

A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional advice. "What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday?" she asked."First I'd have... read more..

23 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3257

Bulldog Rollover

Red rover, red rover, we tipped your dog over! ... read more..

23 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

20328

Time Travel

I get the feeling I've been here some day to come. read more..

23 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5502

Dirty Hands in Class

A teacher sees a student entering the classroom, his hands are very dirty.She stopped him and said, "John, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands li... read more..

21 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

39244

Swine Flu Panic

Swine flu panic is on the increase. ... read more..

21 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

24552

Swine Flu Mirror

If you look like this, you might have the H1N1 swine flu. ... read more..

21 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6090

A Bear, a Lion and a Pig

A bear, a lion, and a pig meet. I know what your thinking they eat the PIG...NOThe bear says, "If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."The lion says, "If I roar in the jung... read more..

21 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4058

David After Dentist

Many of us have gone through the stress of having to take our kids for beyond-basic medical or dental care. Here's one man's camera phone video of his son after a trip to the dentist - or in this cas... read more..

20 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1818

Faithful and Successful Service

Abraham's servant displayed a number of principles we can build into our lives so our service of God is faithful and successful. {audio}podcast/sm20090920.mp3" title="Listent to this message" class="... read more..

19 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2344

Now That I'm Older, I'm Still Not Wiser

Now that summer is over and the children are back in school I found myself indulging in a little bit of retrospective thinking. It took some doing but I was able to think all the back to when I was a ... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4554

No Gun Hunting

There's this guy who shows up at a cabin where these hunters have gathered to hunt bear. Only he shows up without a gun. The other hunters are very curious. "How you gonna get a bear without a gun?" ... read more..

15 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4034

Bear Release

Having not released any bears in my lifetime, I am not sure if these pictures depict a good, bad or average bear releasing day. Whichever it is, I am sure this story is told at their Christmas party ... read more..

15 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3249

If it Wasn't for Grandparents

Some jobs carry a lot of prestige, glamour and worldwide recognition. A few, however, are not too interested in those sorts of things. We do not care who knows what we do, as long as we know what we a... read more..

13 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1922

"Helping" God's Will in Others

God does not need our help, but there are some principles we can follow to appropriately help His will happen in the lives of others. {audio}podcast/sm20090913.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4449

New Pet

A man was driving down a country road when he saw a baby pig along side the road. He stopped and picked it up and headed home to the city with his new found pet. As the man drove home, the piglet jum... read more..

08 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

9233

Valedictorian

At the beginning of the school year, one seventh grader was reflecting on his chance at being the 8th grade valedictorian.He said his dad was valedictorian, his mom was valedictorian, and his sister w... read more..

07 Sep

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

13579

Makes you think about a Penny!

You always hear the usual stories of pennies on the sidewalk being good luck, gifts from angels, etc. This is the first time I've ever heard this twist on the story. Gives you something to think about... read more..

07 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2808

Block Pile

Sorry for the false alarm. I had been hoping to show a flash file here but I could not get it to resize to fit on the page nicely. I'll find something new for here soon.... read more..

07 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

9874

Chopsticks

A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said "Chopsticks were provided only on request.""But," the man coun... read more..

06 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2007

Working for the Lord

Life has all kinds of work for us to do. Do it all for the Lord. {audio}podcast/sm20090906.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

05 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2099

Slow Down and Enjoy the Journey

Last Tuesday I was sulking around the house complaining about the passing of the summer and how it goes by so fast. Personally, I think I have a right to complain in my own house. After all, I pay the... read more..

04 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4993

Hot Shot Pilot

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hot dog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hot dog said over the air, "An... read more..

03 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2940

Limo Jump

What do you do with a nasty, run-down limosine ready for the junkers? You see how far it will fly for a world record limo jump! At least that's what you do at Western Speedway in Victoria BC. ... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4611

Wallpaper Jobs

Joan decided to redecorate. She wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need for the bedroom but she knew that Buffy next door had recently done the same job, and the two apartments were ide... read more..

02 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4392

Prenatal Visit

A couple was making their first visit to Dr. Mike Wilson prior to the birth of their first child.After the exam, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink. The ... read more..

01 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4300

Fore!

My five-year-old nephew wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game. "You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?""Five," answered the nephew."Okay," my b... read more..