October 2011 - Monthly Archive

26 Oct

Quotes

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Quote #1202

"Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of the tunnel, order more tunnel." - John Quintan read more..

26 Oct

Clean Puns

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Whenever my aunt went to the doctor, she would complain to me about the long delay she always endured. One day, when my aunt's name was finally called, she was asked to step on the scale. "... read more..

26 Oct

Funny Signs

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Domino's Pizza

When you have a really big party planned, call Domino's Pizza. ... read more..

26 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5227

Specific Speed Limit

Hey buddy! I caught you going ten in a 9 and 1/2 zone. Where's the fire? ... read more..

26 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Budget Moving Tape Tip #48

Thanks for the very moving tip. ... read more..

26 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Hire Education

Sometimes you have to hire those needing higher education. ... read more..

26 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Child Delinquency

What is happening to our children? ... read more..

26 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Do Not Enter Sign

Do ya think? ... read more..

26 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Do Not Enter Entrance

Open Door Community Church had no idea why they had so few visitors. ... read more..

26 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Entrance Only Do Not Enter

It didn't take long for the new pastor to see why Open Baptist Church didn't get many visitors. ... read more..

26 Oct

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - October 26, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today - a great funny dog video of a doberman who loves his pool slide. You'll find "Sliding Doberman" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/sliding-doberman There ar... read more..

25 Oct

FunBlog

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Sliding Doberman

Here is a doberman that's definitely not all work and no play. He obviously likes this slide - or protecting it from the water anyway. ... read more..

25 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3603

Nervous Young Minister

A nervous young minister, new to the church, told the flock, "For my text today, I will take the words, 'And they fed five men with five thousand loaves of bread and two thousand fishes... read more..

25 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1201

"As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be mo read more..

25 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Geometry Homework

"Son, I've asked you before NOT to do your geometry homework at the dinner table!" "But why, Ma?" I asked. "What is wrong with that?" "Look," she said, "the proof is in the pudding." read more..