November 2006 - Monthly Archive

04 Nov

Shirley Choat

2063

Good Morning 11-05

All Saints Sunday Matthew 5:1-12 Psalm 31 All Saints' Day was observed already at an early date in the church's history. Its intent was to honor the memory of departed Christia read more..

04 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2893

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.Judge: Can't they do without you at work?Juror: Yes, but I don't want them t... read more..

03 Nov

Shirley Choat

2023

Good Morning 11-04

"Speak not evil one to another, brethren." - James 4:11 We live in a time when everyone wants to know the dirt about others. Books that promise to tell all about some prominent indivi read more..

03 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2638

Cleaning Instructions

I bought a great new toilet seat recently.On the label was a suggestion on how to clean it.Although nice to have the option, I doubt I'll take advantage of it.My toilet seat, it seems, is "Dishwasher ... read more..

03 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2159

Pig Relief

Please note that no pigs or other animals were hurt in the creation of this page. The purpose of this little piggy is to help you relax at work - you know, get the stress out. He's been on the net f... read more..

02 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4155

One Man Team

(Note: It's just a joke so change the name of the teams as it suits you.) The Redskins are having a meeting on the eve of a game with the Bears. The coach says, "Look guys, I k read more..

02 Nov

Shirley Choat

2116

Good Morning 11-03

"It is good for me that I have been afflicted." - Ps. 119:71 Growing up I found this verse hard to understand. How natural it is to shy away from adverse circumstances. read more..

02 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2442

Pay Mistakes

One day, an employee received an unusually large check. She decided not to say anything about it.The following week, her check was for less that the normal amount, and she confronted her boss. “How co... read more..

02 Nov

Totally Tim

Pastor Tim

7171

SkyLook

SkyLook is a fun program that records your online discussions over SKYPE . Now you can save recordings of your business meeting conversations and family visits online. I spend a lot of ... read more..

02 Nov

Software

Pastor Tim

7924

Skype

There are plenty of different software packages out there for talking to others over the net, but Skype is by far the best. Not only that, but when using a program called "SkyLook" you can recor... read more..

02 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

1966

Stonehenge 2

There was a certain field near our cottage (when I was a boy) that had a huge, mammoth boulder in it. Every time my grandfather would drive past it he would tell me that he had carried it ther read more..

01 Nov

Shirley Choat

2126

Good Morning 11-02

"Pray for us; for we trust we have a good conscience, in all things willing to live honestly." - Heb. 13:18 We live in an evil world where it is increasingly difficult to maintain int read more..

01 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4357

Window Savings

A window salesman phoned a customer. "Hello, Mr. Brown," said the sales rep. "I'm calling because our company replaced all the windows in your house with our triple-g... read more..

01 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2891

Fast Driver

My mom has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we were speeding through Georgia.Hoping to get off with a warning, Mom tried to appear shocked when the trooper wa... read more..

01 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

1908

Nikon Small World

It's a small world after all! Yes, Disney has tortured many people on that ride with that song, but the nice people at Nikon Cameras have a more pleasant take on it. Here's some read more..