December 2019 - Monthly Archive

29 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

701

Cybersalt News - December 29, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone! This is the last Cybersalt mailing of the year and the decade! May God bless each and every one of you as the number rolls over and Jesus remains the same. Rev. James... read more..

28 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3211

Christmas Thank You

The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle in the church's soon to be put away nativity scene when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned a... read more..

Proper Etiquette for Returning Christmas gifts

28 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

5886

Proper Etiquette for Returning Christmas gifts

The Christmas frenzy is over and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly are sitting back surveying our Christmas plunder. Only a few days ago, the house was ablaze with Christmas light... read more..

28 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1119

Quote #1879

"If serving is below you, leadership is beyond you." - Unknown read more..

28 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1412

Test Anxiety

Next week we have a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.... read more..

28 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1078

One-Liner #1441

Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after.... read more..

28 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3550

Simple Operation

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's the matter?" he was asked. He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation. Don't worry, I'm sur... read more..

26 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1165

Hey You Kids . . .

“How’s it going, Mr. Jello?” “Same mould same mould.”... read more..

26 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2146

Many Happy Returns

"'Twas the day after Christmas and all through the room Strewn wrappings were crying for use of a broom. The children were scattered the friends' gifts exploring Since now most of th read more..

26 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

1793

Christmas Tree Pack

Here's a post Christmas time saving tip! ... read more..

26 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3839

Minnesota Chill

The temperature had taken an overnight plunge, and Minnesota reaffirmed its reputation as one of the nation's coldest states. Despite a wind-chill of minus 40, the steelworkers erecting a TV tower in... read more..

26 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3986

Goober Grave Readers

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober

Three goobers, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were walking home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here", says Bubba, "It's Ze... read more..

26 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1031

Quote #1878

'Jesus didn't say, "Come to me all who are crushing it, living your best life and I will give you rest." He said, "Come to me all you are weary and I will give you rest." If you're discouraged, tire read more..

26 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

715

Cybersalt News - December 26, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Did you know the day after Christmas is Boxing Day here in Canada (also the UK, Australia, Trinidad and Tobago, New Zealand and maybe others)? Most Canadians, including mys... read more..

25 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1088

One-Liner #1440

I really want to buy one of the grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.... read more..

22 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

710

Cybersalt News - December 22, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone! This is the last Cybersalt mailing of the year and the decade! May God bless each and every one of you as the number rolls over and Jesus remains the same! Rev. James Snyd... read more..

22 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1889

Ah, Dearest Jesus

Ah, dearest Jesus, holy Child, Make thee a bed, soft, undefiled, Within my heart, that it may be A quiet chamber kept for Thee. My heart for very joy doth leap, My lips no more can silence keep, I to... read more..

22 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3553

Last Minute Suggestions

Automotive Gift Suggestions - Just in Time for Last Minute Christmas Shopping If you have an "Automotive Minded" person in your life, these gift suggestions should be considered. 1. Tire Air Change ... read more..

22 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1023

Quote #1877

"You can read every fairy tale that was ever written, every mystery thriller, every ghost story, and you will never find anything so shocking, so strange, so weird and spellbinding as the story of the read more..

22 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1130

One-Liner #1439

Does your train of thought have a caboose?... read more..

21 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1003

Is This a Christmas Present or What?

One great blessing of Christmas is presents. Of course, at my age, I am not too interested in what I am getting but rather what I am giving. I cannot think of one thing I really would want. I got eve... read more..

21 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1143

Last Name Revealed

In case you didn't know; Yoda's last name was Layheehoo. When he was a baby his relatives called him; Little Yoda Layheehoo read more..

19 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1024

Christmas Tips

Two tips for Christmas: One: Forget the past, you can't change it Two: Forget the present, I didn't get you one... read more..

19 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

725

Cybersalt News - December 19, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to subscriber Kathie L. for sending some great chicken pictures - one of which is featured today! Not all of you are subscribed to my Pearly Gates Newsletter and so... read more..

18 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2189

Christmas Shopping with Children

After some last-minute Christmas shopping with her grandchildren, my friend was rushing them into the car when four-year-old Jason said, "Grandma, Susie has something in her pocket." He reached in and... read more..

18 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

8757

Christmas in Texas

Twas the night before Christmas, in Texas you know,Way out on the prairie, without any snow.Asleep in their cabin, were Buddy and Sue,A dreaming of Christmas, like me and like you. Not stockings but ... read more..

18 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1091

One-Liner #1438

"Male reindeer lose their antlers in winter and females don't, so Santa's sleigh is actually pulled by a team of women . . . of course it is." read more..

15 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

711

Cybersalt News - December 15, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone! I have been watching/listening to a YouTube video while putting this edition together. It has moved my heart so many times! Give "The EastIdahoNews.com 2017 Secret Santa Sp... read more..