Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1321 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Mail Problems

Thanks to Kim Harding for day's real life laugh from her family. Dear Pastor Tim, This is a true story, My husband's grandmother passed away and for many months afterwards my father-in-law made repe... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
13619
3 min read

Home Mechanic Tools

Home Mechanics Tools and their usage: HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of radar device to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are tr... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 20, 2016

Palm Sunday greetings everyone! As I have mentioned before, I'm currently on a sabbatical from the church where I pastor. This means that for the first time in a long time I am not preaching on Palm ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2003
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Disappointment

I bought a box of self-improvement tapes: "How To Handle Disappointment." I got it home and the box was empty.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1952
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Self Denial

Self Denial: I'll be giving up navel-gazing for Lint.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Lent

I gave up the word "loaned" for lent.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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German Food

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Bird Calls

Bird calls for sale. Cheap.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1010

It's taken me hours, but I finally put together this IKEA joke.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1585
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One-liner #1009

An apple a day keeps the doctor away; a garlic a day keeps everyone away!... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1599
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One-liner #1008

I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1678
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One-liner #1007

I really wish the dollar store would start selling gas.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 19, 2016

There is a new inspiring video on the Cybersalt Site today. It features hard working men tasting chocolate for the first time. You can watch "First Chocolate" at:www.cybersalt.org/inspiration/first-ch... read more..

Inspiration
Pastor Tim
1935
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First Chocolate

Here is a video of hard working men tasting chocolate for the first time. It's a humbling reminder for all in those times when they feel like their efforts to make a living are not accomplishing much,... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3507
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No ID

A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification." He replied, without hes... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1999
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Blame

When the English playwright Oscar Wilde arrived at his club late at night after witnessing the first presentation of a play that had been a complete failure, someone asked. "How did your play go tonig... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1456

"When Christ calls a man, he bids him come and die." - Dietrich Bonhoeffer read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1455

"You will have a deep church and a profound church if you know Jesus deeply and profoundly." - Leonard Sweet read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1454

"If you follow Jesus long enough and far enough, you will trespass on the fields of the impossible." - Mark Batterson read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2271
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Chemistry Pun

Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Potassium? K Can we talk about Sulfer, Uranium and Rhenium now?  SURe How about Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfer, Sodium and Phosphorous? OH SNaP!... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1700
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One-liner #1006

The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 18, 2016

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  Men, in this store you must be very clearly and precisely when ordering. You'll find "Clearly and Precisely" at:www.cybersalt.org/f... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities

Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities: 10. Drink molasses 'til you heave. 9. Wet bonnet contest. 8. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy. 7. Buttermilk kegger. 6. Blow past the Dairy Quee... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Clearly and Precisely

It is very important to speak clearly and precisely when ordering in this shop. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1678
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Tired of My Puns?

Sorry if you've groan tired of my puns; that's just how eye roll.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2245
2 min read

The Little Voice

A guy gets home from work one night and hears a little voice. The little voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." The man is disturbed at what he hears and igno... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1005

I remember when yoga was called Twister.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2371
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Quote #1453

"The more we pray, the more we shall want to pray. The more we pray, the more we can pray. The more we pray, the more we shall pray. He who prays little will pray less, but he who prays much will pr read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Dog Noise Complaint

After receiving noise complaints from neighbors, these people set up a nanny cam and caught their dog doing this. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 17, 2016

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Dog Video on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dog Noise Complaint" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-noise-complaint  Enjoy the r... read more..