Monthly Archive

2004
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 426 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

30 Oct

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

4331

5 min read

Rotten Eggs

"There's a Rotten Egg in the Room!"Now that I've taken your appetite away, let me tell you why! You see, last night I precariously entered my teenage son's room, if you can call it a room, m read more..

30 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2869

The Next One

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers."I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."The next time came around and ... read more..

29 Oct

Ask Pastor Tim

Pastor Tim

8593

7 min read

Pastor Tim, Who Are You Voting For?

Pastor Tim, who are you voting for in the upcoming federal election?Signed, Weye BawtherDear Weye,I am going to vote for the candidate and/or party that I feel most moved by my Christian convictions t... read more..

29 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4105

Dead Politicians

A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. The man comes out and findi... read more..

More things you would never know without the movies

29 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3197

More things you would never know without the movies

The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love... The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in ... read more..

28 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4172

2 min read

Blind Pilots

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up, so they can get under way. The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the re... read more..

Is God a Democrat or A Republican? And Other Cultural Oddities

28 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3578

5 min read

Is God a Democrat or A Republican? And Other Cultural Oddities

The amazing thing about contemporary American culture is its predisposition to organize itself into neat little categories. This "pigeonhole syndrome," referred to by some as PHS, (not to be... read more..

28 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3090

Hacker Safety

The hacker hit the ball into the rough and landed on an anthill.He tried three times to hit the ball and each time he missed the ball and hit the anthill. Ants went flying all over the place.One ant ... read more..

27 Oct

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

3892

3 min read

No Trespassing - Keep Out!

We've all seen the sign. Sometimes it's on a fence protecting a farmer's field or on a closed gate shutting off access to someone's home. Sometimes it's on the door to a teenager's bedroom. And someti... read more..

27 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6515

2 min read

Dishonesty Doesn't Pay

One year, at Western, there were these two guys who were taking Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes and the midterms and labs, etc., such that going into the final they had a solid... read more..

27 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3020

The Internet Pledge

Are you BRAVE enough to take the Internet pledge!!1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web.2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and... read more..

26 Oct

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

4737

4 min read

Tragedy At Hendrick Motor Sports

"So we don't look at the troubles we can see right now; rather, we look forward to what we have not yet seen. For the troubles we see will soon be over, but the joys to come will last forev read more..

26 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4198

2 min read

More Cute Kids

On vacation with her family in Montana, a mother drove her van past a church in a small town and pointing to it, told the children that it was St.Francis' Church."It must be a franchise," he... read more..

26 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3177

Time Off

Two men working in a factory were talking. "I know how to get some time off," said one."How are you going to do that?""Watch," he said, and climbed up on a rafter. The foreman asked what he was doin... read more..

The Ultimate Ultimatum: 'Clean Your Office Or Else'

25 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3642

4 min read

The Ultimate Ultimatum: 'Clean Your Office Or Else'

I'm sitting here in my office in a state of complete befuddlement. It's not that I haven't been befuddled before. If anyone knows befuddlement, it is Yours Truly. I've been befuddled many times, and ... read more..

25 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4576

2 min read

Battle Of The Dogs

The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to set... read more..

25 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3241

Application

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative ... read more..

24 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4662

Parachute Training

While attending US Army's Airborne School.....The Day before our first jump, the instructors (known as SGT Airbornes, students are called 'Airborne') demonstrated all the possible malfunctions one mig... read more..

24 Oct

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

3082

3 min read

The Essence of Spiritual Belief

"We have entered a time when ... people ... are awakening to the call ... to ... transform ourselves into wholesome, healthy, balanced, collective human beings ..." Sounds good, doesn't it? read more..

24 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3279

Lawyer Son

When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her Ability to answer the questions asked of prospective jurors.As a young attorney, I had filled her in on what to expect.Asked about th... read more..

23 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4857

Shakey's Cure

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I`ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there`s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there`s so... read more..

23 Oct

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

4351

3 min read

Better Than The Ballot

Let's not overlook a power greater than politics as we seek to change America America's simmering pot of politics is set to boil over. From now until election day, we'll hear a lot about "p... read more..

23 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3453

Grandfather Putt

Playing golf with his buddies, my grandfather had to make a slick 45-foot, downhill putt. As he lined it up, he announced, "I have a dollar bill that says I can make this putt. Does anyone want to bet... read more..

22 Oct

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

4025

2 min read

Palm Branches

"?a huge crowd of Passover visitors took palm branches and went down the road tomeet Him. They shouted, "Praise God! Bless the one who comes in the nameof the Lord! Hail to the King of Israe read more..

22 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

17256

New Phonetic Alphabet

The same old standard phonetic alphabet (which you would use to describe spelling "Wilson" as "Whiskey, India, Lima, Sierra, Oscar, November") has been used by aircraft pilots, police, and many others... read more..

22 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3070

Quarter Rush

On a busy Friday night at the restaurant where I'd recently started waiting tables, the owner suddenly emerged from the kitchen and handed me money."We're in trouble!" He said. "We're out of quarters... read more..

21 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6137

Stolen Goat

The following is a quote from a director of sports information in the Navy, regarding the theft of some mascots from the Naval Academy by Army rivals:"We knew Army cadets were involved because th... read more..

21 Oct

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

3909

3 min read

The "Front" Door

I've wanted to change the front door to my home for years. We put in a double door on our front porch, but have been discussing getting a single door with highlights. I need the 'light' in... read more..

21 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3143

Tag Fad

My teenager was headed to school one morning when I told him that the neck tag on his shirt was hanging out. "I know," he replied. "It's a fad me and some of the guys started."Weeks later, as the st... read more..

20 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4476

2 min read

Actual Signs

Bucharest Hotel Lobby - "The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time you will be unbearable."Leipzig elevator - "Do not enter the lift backwards and only when lit u... read more..

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Monthly Archive

2004 Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 426 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

2004
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 426 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.