2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1290

11 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2743

Fish Eyes

Fisheye lenses make the world go round.... read more..

11 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1551

One-liner #0988

Just once it'd be nice to hear the word "sir," without it immediately being followed by,"you're making a scene." read more..

11 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3412

A man driving his car down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle blocking the entire way. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a goober leaning on a fence. "Think it's sa... read more..

09 Feb

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - February 10, 2016

Happy 3rd birthday to our grandson Torre! Even though the Cybersalt Newsletters have not been going out for some time, that doesn't mean there weren't new pages added to the Cybersalt Site. To ... read more..

09 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Change Your Stance

The newest member of the country club was taking his initiatory round of golf with the club's officers. He was nervous about making a good impression. He teed up the ball, spread his feet apart, fixed... read more..

09 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1878

One-liner #0987

When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie ... that's a lawsuit. read more..

09 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3317

If You Love Something Variations

THE ORIGINAL VERSION:If you love something,Set it free...If it comes back, it's yours;If it doesn't, it never was yours. THE PESSIMIST VERSION:If you love somebody,Set her free ...If she ever comes b... read more..

09 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1436

"Jesus didn't come to tell us the answer to the questions of life, he came to be the answer."- Timothy Keller read more..

09 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2027

Dating a Philosopher

Trying to date a philosophy professor? He doesn't even know if you exist or not!... read more..

Eye for an Eye: You have heard that it was said

07 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Eye for an Eye: You have heard that it was said

Jesus clarifies what God's desire is for our hearts in regard to others suffering for things they have done. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20160207.mp3{/audio} read more..

06 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Car Help Line

General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers. But, imagine if they did . . . HELPLINE: "General Motors... read more..

04 Feb

Videos

Pastor Tim

1564

CNA - Speaking Exchange

If this video moves you, why not find a senior and take a bit of time to talk with them? ... read more..

04 Feb

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

1680

Toughest Job in the World

These applicants are shocked to find out the job they are applying for is a real mother. ... read more..

04 Feb

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Jeanne Robertson

Sometimes being a mother is a dish best served cold after 29 years. ... read more..

People Guess What Christian Phrases Mean

01 Feb

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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People Guess What Christian Phrases Mean

Here is a fun reminder to Christians to not assume everyone understands the lingo of the Christian subculture. read more..

Please don't let anyone be treated like this boy was

31 Jan

Videos

Pastor Tim

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Please don't let anyone be treated like this boy was

When someone speaks of killing themselves it can become a burden we try to dismiss or block from our minds. But the consequences of not acting can lead to even more pain and regret than acting would h... read more..

31 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1546

Oaths: You have heard that it was said

Jesus clarifies what God's desire is for our hearts in regard to making oaths. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20160131.mp3{/audio} read more..

24 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Invitation to a Path

AGC West Superintendent, Russ Wilson, brings an update on some exciting things happening in the AGC and then expounds on Jesus' invitation to the path of discipleship. Listen Online: {audio}podc read more..

Divorce: You have heard that it was said

17 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1381

Divorce: You have heard that it was said

Jesus clarifies what God's desire is for our hearts in regard to divorce. Please know from the get-go that this message does not take the insensitive, divorced-people-bashing approach that has too read more..

Adultery: You have heard that it was said

10 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1186

Adultery: You have heard that it was said

Jesus clarifies what God's desire is for our hearts in regard to sexual lust. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20160110.mp3{/audio} read more..

How to Fix the Missing Apps Screen in Windows 10 Upgrade

09 Jan

Computer Tutorials

Pastor Tim

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How to Fix the Missing Apps Screen in Windows 10 Upgrade

If you were a fan of the Apps screen in a previous version of Windows and it's missing in Windows 10, this video tutorial below will walk you through the steps to getting it back. Now ... read more..

07 Jan

Computer Tutorials

Pastor Tim

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Restoring Windows 7 Games to Windows 10

Windows 10 is really great, but one of the main complaints about it is that the games that came with Windows 7 (backgammon, checkers, spades, chess, minesweeper, mahjong, freecell, hearts, solitaire, ... read more..

07 Jan

FunBlog

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Skiing Hawaii

Surfing is so old-school. Skiing anyone? ... read more..

07 Jan

Videos

Pastor Tim

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The Time You Have (in jelly beans)

It's all about perspective... ... read more..

07 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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World Record Paper Airplane

What? They couldn't make it bigger? ... read more..

07 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

1906

Crazy Circle Illusion

Mind blown! Check out this circle illusion and see what is really going on. ... read more..

07 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2012

Nutcracker Live

The Nutcracker live like you have never seen it danced. ... read more..

07 Jan

Videos

Pastor Tim

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How Lobsters Grow

How does a lobster grow? The answer may help you take a new tact in the midst of your current/next time of stress. ... read more..

07 Jan

Videos

Pastor Tim

1682

Hallelujah!

Lindsey Stirling's carbon fiber violin is pretty cool. But even better is her heart warming and encouraging profession of faith and reminder of God's love. ... read more..

03 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1197

Murder: You have heard that it was said

Jesus clarifies what God's desire is for our heart's relationship to others. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20160103.mp3{/audio} read more..