2013 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1440

13 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 13, 2013

Sunday greetings everyone. Sorry there haven't been any mailings in over a week. I've been crazy busy getting ready for our church's annual general meeting. Periodically someone reads one of my... read more..

12 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5306

Things I've Learned From My Children

*Things I've Learned From My Children* 01. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep. 02. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with rol read more..

12 Jan

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1463

A Foreigner in the Land

I have been slowly making my way through Psalm 119, reading it just a stanza per day. I think taking it so slow is allowing me to savour passages I’d normally skim over, and it is gradually reki... read more..

09 Jan

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1473

My Favourite Telemarketer

The only reason Matt and I have a landline is because our building requires it in order for us to buzz people in. We both have cell phones, and while I sometimes make calls on the landline to save my ... read more..

08 Jan

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1489

Neighbours

It has been two and a half years since Matt and I moved to our apartment. In that time I have had so many mixed feelings about living here – in this building and in this community. Sometimes I l... read more..

07 Jan

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1468

Counting Down

In one month today, my parents will be arriving to visit Matt and me for a few weeks. 31 days! I know the time will fly by with all the appointments, nesting projects and outings we are hoping to enjo... read more..

06 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1318

Facing Life's Walls

The fall of the city of Jericho teaches us key principles of how to deal with the walls we face in our own lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130106.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}p... read more..

05 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1526

Cybersalt News - January 5, 2013

There is a new funny cat picture on the Cybersalt site today (sorry S.M. Chinnery, lol). You'll find "Timing is Everything" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/a-matter-of-timing While I ha... read more..

04 Jan

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

8740

A Matter of Timing

Timing is everything. ... read more..

04 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4594

Mother Quotes

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!" MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY'S MOTHER: "I don't mind you having a garden, Mary, but does it... read more..

04 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1425

Cybersalt News - January 4, 2013

Oh look, yesterday was Chicken Thursday! Thanks to L.B. Farley for reminding me! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Aquarium Cleaner" at:www.cybersalt.... read more..

03 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6185

Aquarium Cleaner

Jim always waited an hour after eating before he cleaned the aquarium. ... read more..

03 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2624

Ministry Frustrations

A new young minister got his first charge - a tiny church way out on the prairies. He traveled from the big city early to familiarize himself with the parish, and visited the church on Wednesday. It w... read more..

03 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1692

Quote #1356

ANGER is but one letter short of DANGER.... read more..

03 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

12735

Massage Therapy

I got fired from a massage therapy office. I kept rubbing people the wrong way.... read more..

03 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2315

One-liner #0908

Scones are just biscuits that have studied abroad.... read more..

03 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3755

Parenting Idea

I was with a friend in a cafe' when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation. "What good are car alarms when no one pays any attention to them?" I wondered aloud. "Some are quite effective," m... read more..

03 Jan

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1333

35 Weeks

I have the house to myself for the next two nights and am on a cleaning binge, but I wanted to get a quick post up because 35 weeks is a great big milestone and I hit it today The Truck’s hea... read more..

03 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 3, 2013

Happy New Year everybody! I just realized that 2013 will mark the 15th anniversary of Cybersalt. The first joke sent to the original "Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh List" went out on September 28, 199... read more..

02 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2096

Resolutions - Seriously

We all chuckle at not keeping New Year’s Resolutions but as you’ll see from some of these, a lack of self-control can really hurt you. Here’s a look at someone’s New Year’s resolutions down through t... read more..

02 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1355

“I said to the man who stood at the gate of the Year "Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown." And he replied: "Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the hand of God. That... read more..

02 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2169

One-liner #0907

"I lost my job at the fire hydrant factory - could never find a parking spot."- Steven Wright read more..

02 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4709

Only Puns

I have a friend whose sense of humour enjoys only jokes that exploit the different possible meanings of a word or words that sound alike but have different meanings. All of his jokes are pungent... read more..

02 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4008

How To Write A College Paper

How to write a College Paper 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you unde... read more..

02 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6425

Find Your Neighbors

Another way to meet your neighbors - or at least find them! ... read more..