Monthly Archive

2011
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3463 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5458

Your Daughter's Blind Date

Your daughter's blind date is here to pick her up. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5186

Bird Hunting Loser

It was very easy to see who lost at rock, paper, scissors. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
10646
4 min read

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

This is a really long item, but well worth the read! The one present Roy Collette wasn't looking forward to getting for Christmas 1988 was those pants. Yet he knew he was in trouble as soon as the fl... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1668

One-liner #0777

"All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1953

Chess Set Purchase

"Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?" read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4201

Cat's First Car Ride

I knew that dogs love car rides, but who knew a cat would find it so amazing! ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2307

Clean Pun #0023

Why was Santas elf depressed? He had low elf esteem.  ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1397

Cybersalt News - December 1, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!  Here is the Cybersaltish news for today. It's that time of the year to bump the Funny Christmas Pictures link higher up on the menu tree.  To start viewing all t... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
6548

Crustacean Tree

Merry Christmas from the Crustacean family. ... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
6264

Christmas Eve Cookies

Who did you think was eating the cookies on Christmas Eve? ... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
6517

Bottle Tree

After his first Christmas at the church, the pulpit committee wished they had contacted some of Pastor Tim's personal references. ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
10882

Last Minute Christmas Shopping Cartoon

Last minute christmas shopping. There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5373

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1662

One-liner #0776

"The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2345

Full Empty Room

Know why a room full of married people looks so empty? There's not a single person in it.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1623

Quote #1229

"Promises are like babies: Fun to make but hard to deliver." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1346

Cybersalt News - November 30, 2011

I am happy to report I have found a way to reactivate the Random Joke Page on the Cybersalt site. You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/clean-jokes/random-jokes Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7064

Favorite Candy

Our phone rang late one night, and my wife Nancy picked it up. She said, "KitKat," and hung up. "Who was that?" "Some boy for Carolyn," she said, referring to our daughter. "What now?" I asked. "H... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1482

Quote #1228

"You know you're old if you can remember when bacon, eggs and sunshine were good for you." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1652

One-liner #0775

People at my workplace have started a funny new tradition where they put names on food in the office fridge - today I ate sandwich called Mark.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5711

Captain Kirk Ears

Q: How many ears does Captain Kirk of Star Trek have? A: Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1433

Cybersalt News - November 29, 2011

As we approach Christmas, keep in mind that some of your short term festivity may have long term consequences - as you can imagine in "The Cat's Christmas Revenge" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4155

Marry An Actor

An aspiring young actor asked a young lady's father if he could have his daughter's hand in marriage. The father said, "I would never let my daughter marry an actor." The actor said, "Sir, I think yo... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1563

Quote #1227

"I like Christmas presents, Christmas music, Christmas trees, Christmas cards. I like the Christmas spirit. What I don’t like is the way people, whose only interest in Christmas is money, have moved i read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2592

Holiday Overeating

"He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1696

One-liner #0774

"Half the people you know are below average." read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
8923
4 min read

Grief

Those of you who get the Cybersalt Digest regularly already know that my Mom died November 12th. My thoughts have been fragmented and scattered, so today I’ll just tell you about that day and save my ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1380

Cybersalt News - November 28, 2011

I know many of you had a very busy, long, and food-filled weekend so please pay attention because I don't want to have to pepperspray anyone - AGAIN! It's a drag to be back at work but try ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2068

Portrait of a Friend

"Portrait of a Friend" I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers. I can't change your past with all it's he read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1755

One-liner #0773

"Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back." read more..