2022 - Monthly Archive - Results from #150

05 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

512

One-Liner #1689

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus ... or a really cool opotamus? - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

05 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6266

An old man living alone in South Armagh, whose only son was in Long Kesh Prison, didn't have anyone to dig his garden for his potatoes. So he wrote to his son about his predicament. The son sen... read more..

05 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5131

Moray Music

Listening to choral music is an acquired taste.... read more..

05 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2001

Fortune Cookies, Future, Occult

Found in a fortune cookie: "You are a poor, pathetic, gullible fool who seeks advice from bakery products."... read more..

02 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

464

Cybersalt News - October 2, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to October! Grandma Cybersalt and I have seasons passes for the local Imax theatre. I realize that make us sound kind of old, but it actually helps keep us lo... read more..

01 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

749

Why God Gave Me a Tongue

One thing about getting older is that you begin to understand the old saying that you don’t know what you don’t know. It has been so true for me. When I think I know everything, something comes up tha... read more..

01 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

479

Quote #2125

“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” – John Steinbeck... read more..

01 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

516

One-Liner #1688

The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.... read more..

01 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2115

Bible Reading

When I was about 20 yrs. old I was asked by a Minister in our church who my favorite fictional author was. I told him I was reading the complete works of Sherlock Holmes by Doyle. He asked if I skipp... read more..

01 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2962

Travel Deal

A travel agent said to his customer, "I can get you three days and two nights in Rome for a hundred bucks." "How come so cheap?" replied the customer. The travel agent told her, "The days are July 1... read more..

01 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2065

Worrying in Vein

Cholesterophobia: The fear of frying.... read more..

29 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

463

Cybersalt News - September 29, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new devotional from Rev. Suneel Barkat on the Cybersalt Site (link below). Thanks to Cybersaltine Walter M. for helping with editing this after it's translation ... read more..

28 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2658

Last Request

An old Irish man is lying in bed, very ill. His son is sitting at his bedside, expecting the end to come at any moment. The old man looks up at the boy and says, "Son, it's time for you to... read more..

28 Sep

Suneel Barkat

Rev. Suneel Barkat

748

Refuge and Strength (Psalm 46)

God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble. According to Dr. Billy Graham, he used to read five Psalms every day- that taught him how to get along with God. Then h... read more..

28 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

533

Quote #2124

"In school they told me 'Practice makes perfect.' And then they told me that nobody is perfect, so then I stopped practicing." - Steven Wright read more..

28 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5979

In-Flight Humor

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture," and their other announcements, a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been h read more..

28 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2746

Operator Error

Most auto accidents are caused by a mechanical fault - the loose nut behind the steering wheel.... read more..

28 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1855

Drunkeness, Alcohol

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said th... read more..

28 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

550

One-Liner #1687

I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the parkade; that is wrong on so many levels.... read more..

25 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

456

Cybersalt News - September 25, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I am returning to my former church today to lead a memorial service for a lady who passed away back in November 2020. I am finding that the time delay is casting a very di... read more..

24 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

804

Sir Forgets-A-Lot to the Rescue

Contrary to the idea that the older you get, the more you forget, it has never been my experience. I have forgotten things for as long as I can remember. I even forget things that never actually happe... read more..

24 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

546

One-Liner #1686

I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is "Goodbye."... read more..

24 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

586

Quote #2123

"Refuse to be average. Let your heart soar as high as it will." - A. W. Tozer read more..

24 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2743

Fibber the Dolphin

Time to lie on the beach. Yeah, I never tell the truth anywhere.... read more..

24 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1921

Reputation

Lenora, 95-years-old and in excellent health, confided that she was terribly worried: "Every one of my friends has already died and gone on to heaven. I'm afraid they're all wondering where I went!"... read more..

24 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3014

Lost Bid

Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly announced, "A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it is returned, he will pay a reward of ... read more..

22 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

500

Cybersalt News - September 22, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy 76th birthday to my dad! Grandma Cybersalt and I set an alarm to wake us up at 2:50am on Monday to watch the Queen's funeral. We both thought the music was beaut... read more..

21 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

7318

Elephant Thorn

A man goes to Africa on a safari. While there, he comes upon an elephant, in great pain, with a giant thorn in its foot. The man very carefully approaches the elephant, and gingerly removes the thorn ... read more..