2018 - Monthly Archive - Results from #210

07 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4223

First Words

The eight-year old boy had never spoken a word-ever. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, "Soup's cold." His astonished mother exclaimed, "Son, I've waited so ... read more..

07 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1272

Crystal Box

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.... read more..

07 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1167

Oneliner #1316

He's a unique type.... read more..

06 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3047

How to Give Bad News

Phil goes to Europe and leaves his favorite dog with his brother James. While in Europe, Phil calls James to check on his dog and asks, "So James, how's my favorite dog doing?" James very terse... read more..

06 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

729

Cybersalt News - September 6, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

05 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1374

Quote #1756

"I didn't go to religion to make me 'happy.' I always knew a bottle of Port would do that. If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity." - C read more..

05 Sep

Clean Jokes

Susan Davis

1867

A Better Keyboard

What do we want? A keyboard for fat fingers! When do we want it? BOW!... read more..

05 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2089

Life is a Theater

Life is a Theater...Invite Your Audience Carefully Not everyone is healthy enough to have a front row seat in our lives. There are some people in your life that need to be loved from a DISTANCE. It'... read more..

03 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1370

One-liner #1315

Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning - or possibly just a very hairy guy; either way, the silver bullets worked.... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1291

Conversing Conifer

A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!" The lumberjack grinned and said, "And you will di... read more..

02 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

657

Cybersalt News - September 2, 2018

Suddenly September, Sunday greetings! Rev. James Snyder and his wife disagree about vegetables, but they are staying together just the same. "How to Live with a Veggie-Holic" at:www.cybersalt.org/god... read more..

01 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1271

How to Live with a Veggie-Holic

In our house, not many conflicts expose themselves. For the most part, it is a very quiet and serene home occupied by two lovebirds. I am not saying we are perfect. For we are not. The imperfect side... read more..

31 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2304

Procrastinator's Creed

You may wish to delay reading this until you have more free time. 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more w... read more..

31 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1276

Self Medic

Near the end of my operation, I suddenly woke up and demanded the right to close my incision. Reluctantly, the surgeon handed me the needle and said, "Suture self."... read more..

31 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7253

Yale Educated

(Wondering what a goober is? You can see one here.) The bank manager noticed the new clerk was a goober at counting money and adding up figures. "Where did you get your financial education?" he aske read more..

30 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1223

One-liner #1314

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!... read more..

30 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1597

Quote #1755

"Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean." - Unknown read more..

30 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

716

Cybersalt News - August 30, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are still billions waiting to make you no richer on earth. In return for a donation that will go to help persecuted Christians around the world, you'll be sent an act... read more..

29 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3179

Not in the Book

A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it. After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrow... read more..

29 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3465

What Doctors are Thinking

What doctors say, and what they're really thinking: "This should be taken care of right away."I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month, but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before ... read more..

29 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1117

House Secrets

A few years ago we were desperately trying to sell our house, which was situated on a busy thoroughfare. Our real estate agent decided to have an open-house nearly every day to promote the sale. We in... read more..

27 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1366

One-liner #1313

He doesn't have much of a reputation, or so I've heard.... read more..

27 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1332

Foggy

The meaning of opaque is unclear.... read more..

27 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1191

Quote #1754

"Worry does not take away tomorrow's troubles; it takes away today's peace." - Unknown read more..

26 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

736

Cybersalt News - August 26, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! So far, the Be a Billionaire fund raiser has helped 2 persecuted families with rent, food, and some other key expenses in August. Oh yeah, it has also made 15 new "bil... read more..

Laughter in Any Other Language Is Just Not Funny

25 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1319

Laughter in Any Other Language Is Just Not Funny

When I was in high school, I played on the volleyball team. During one practice session, I forgot to bring my sneakers. Not thinking much of it, I just played anyway. During the practice, I stepped f... read more..

25 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2925

A Visit From the Pastor

A member of a certain church, who previously had been attending services regularly, suddenly stopped coming to church. After a few weeks, the Pastor went to visit. The Pastor found the man at home alo... read more..

25 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1714

Shocking

I had a dream last night that I knighted an electric fish... It was Sir Eel.... read more..

25 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3698

Mummy Shock

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a sarcophagus containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "I've ju... read more..

23 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1429

One-liner #1312

Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.... read more..