2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #270

09 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1877

Napoleon Chess

Napoleon placed a chess piece back on the board that had already been captured. Everyone knows that you can't use expired coup pawns.... read more..

09 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1453

Quote #1213

"If I could see further than others, it was because I stood on the shoulders of giants."- Isaac Newton read more..

09 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2133

It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 ... read more..

09 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1928

One-liner #0760

"While people may not be a great deal wiser after my sermon, but they are always a great deal older." - W R Inge read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7123

Wider Streets Protest

Is anybody out there happy? ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6162

Utopia Humanism

One more reason why humanism isn't everything it's cracked up to be. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6377

Rhino Spray

As plastic surgery becomes more acceptable rhynoplasty is more and more common. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

8061

Upside Down Accident

Just the distraction may be enough to make it easier to read this. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6286

Ray Cemetery

Ain't it the truth! ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7048

Airplane Crossing

Don't bother stopping - you'll be fine if you duck your head. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

10674

Use Other Door

Management didn't think their clientele were the brightest lights around. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

8361

Hockey Prayer

Theology at work on the ice. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5656

Grouch Warning

Welcome to Sebastian, population 8! ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6084

Dumpster Funeral Home

Low budget funerals are getting carried away! ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6356

Free DRIT

That explains why there is still so much of it left. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

9649

Florida Plywood State

Florida has solved their hurricane damage problem. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5604

Photo Radar Fashion

The fashion police are watching. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4354

Anyone For Council

Apathy was beginning to take over the Deuce County electorate. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4863

Blank Tombstone

The person buried here is a Czech. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5247

Baby Sale

Buy 4 and they'll include a wig for when you pull out your hair. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6890

BMUP Warning

Beware of things that go BMUP in the night. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4744

Billboard Tickle

Agent "Too Tall" Johnson's cover was blown. read more..

09 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1410

Cybersalt News - November 9, 2011

Work on updating the new Cybersalt site is charging along like a herd of turtles - but there are milestones along the way. For instance, I just transferred over the last 7 or 8 funny bicycle pic... read more..