2012 - Monthly Archive - Results from #270

03 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Carlos The Mailman

Carlos goes postal in his own, merry way! ... read more..

03 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

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THE TURKEY SHOT OUT OF THE OVEN The turkey shot out of the ovenand rocketed into the air;It knocked every plate off the tableand partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a cornerand burst wit... read more..

03 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

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The 12 Bugs of Christmas

Too many of us have had to deal with software problems and support like this! The 12 Bugs of Christmas - A Software Developers' Version 1. For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me:See read more..

03 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

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The Night of Christmas

'Twas the night of Christmas, But I just couldn't sleep.I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheepThe leftovers beckonedThe dark meat and white,But I fought the temptation with all of my might read more..

03 Dec

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

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3rd Trimester – BAM!

This weekend it felt like the third trimester came out of nowhere, rifled through my cupboards and sat on my couch in ratty sweatpants eating all my favourite snacks. Does that make sense? It’s ... read more..

03 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Iguana Greetings

Iguana wish you a Merry Christmas! ... read more..

02 Dec

Christmas

Pastor Tim

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Hope - Show It!

This Christmas, don't be a snotty a-hole about the secularization of the holiday. Instead, show the world the Hope Jesus gives you. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121202.mp3{/audio}... read more..

02 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 2, 2012

Sunday greetings everybody! There is a new commentary by Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt site today. You can read "What Holiday Does a Holiday Tree Celebrate?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penm... read more..

What Holiday Does a Holiday Tree Celebrate?

01 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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What Holiday Does a Holiday Tree Celebrate?

I will confess right up front to a certain degree of confusion. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage will corroborate this confession. So many things confuse me; I am not sure where to begin, and on... read more..

01 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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MIT PHD

There's the story about the MIT student who spent an entire summer going to Harvard football field every day wearing a black and white striped shirt. Each day he was seen walking up and down the... read more..

30 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 1, 2012

Happy December everyone! Today's new page on the Cybersalt site is "Bitter Cake" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bitter-cake Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

30 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Wedding Verses

A couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the bakery to inscribe the wedding cake with "1 John 4:18" which reads "There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear." The bakery evid... read more..

30 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1342

"Science can tell us how to do many things, but it can not tell us what ought to be done."- Author Unknown read more..

30 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0894

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.... read more..

30 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Guiding Clark Kent

Clark Kent takes direction from his hat: It’s his Super visor.... read more..

30 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Investments

STOCK: A magical piece of paper that is worth $33.75 until the moment you buy it. It will then be worth $8.50. BOND: What you had with your spouse until you pawned his/her golf clubs to invest in Ama... read more..