2018 - Monthly Archive - Results from #270

09 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

712

Cybersalt News - August 9, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

08 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3590

Produce Profit

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Two goobers who wanted to invest $100 they won in the lotte... read more..

08 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

3005

Quote #1748

"Blowing out someone else's candle does not make yours shine any brighter." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..

08 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1233

Synonym Challenge

Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.... read more..

08 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1311

One-liner #1307

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you have diarrhea.... read more..

08 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2325

Selfless Dedication

In a small town in America, there was a Doctor Brackett. He was known as the poor man's friend because he spent hours at the bedside of unfortunates and never ever took a fee from them. He lived in tw... read more..

Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment

08 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3478

Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment

- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try! - We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I'm sick of you. - It's not that you aren't a responsible worke read more..

05 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

730

Cybersalt News - August 5, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! It's the British Columbia Day long weekend here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. This week, Rev. James Snyder reflects upon and muses about what he can and can't do anymor... read more..

04 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1189

I Never Thought I Could

As a person gets older things change. By things, I am referring to my body. When I was young, I never gave a thought to what it would be like when I got old. I was too busy enjoying my being young. W... read more..

04 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1800

Quote #1747

"When you go through a trial, the sovereignty of God is the pillow upon which you lay your head." - C.H. Spurgeon read more..

04 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1618

"E" Equals

Einstein developed a theory about space; and it was about time too.... read more..

04 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1953

From the Mouths of Children

"The only accidents are the ones you make in your pants." Ari K, age 7 "Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals." Donna Maria G, age 9 "Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and t read more..

04 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5043

Martha's Way vs My Way

Martha's way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone. For Pete's sake, you are probabl... read more..

02 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1425

One-liner #1306

Anyone who goes to a psychoanalyst should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn... read more..

02 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

735

Cybersalt News - August 2, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We're thankful for the initial results from the Be a Billionaire fund raiser. We have been able to help 2 persecuted families with this month's rent, food, and some other k... read more..

01 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4207

Mini Dracula

Before you read this PearlyGates item, I want to warn you that there is a word used in a manner within it that not all of you may appreciate. I myself, personally, do not think this joke is unclean bu... read more..

01 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1970

Conviction

After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge's bench. "Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from 'innoce... read more..

01 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

5121

Quote #1746

"The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will make you an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you." - Werner Heisenberg, father of Quantum Physics read more..

01 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1326

Fungi Finder

Says one hiker, "Dang, I can't find the device that helps me locate delicious mushrooms!" Responds his friend, "Oh no! You've lost your morel compass!"... read more..

01 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3704

Card Cover Up

A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a birthday/anniversary card. The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?" The man sai... read more..

30 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1344

One-liner #1305

Walkie-talkies neither walk nor talk; they should be called holdie-noisies.... read more..

29 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

744

Cybersalt News - July 29, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Thanks to all the new "billionaires" who donated to the "Be a Billionaire" fund raiser. You learn more and still donate to help persecuted Christians and receive worthless,... read more..

28 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

3287

Complaint Box

On my tombstone, please write: "Not appreciating my puns was a grave mistake."... read more..

28 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1909

Moms, Child rights, Parent Rights

My son came home from school one day,with a smirk upon his face.He'd decided he was smart enough,to put me in my place. "Guess what I learned in Civics Two,that's taught by Mr. Wright?It's all about ... read more..

28 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3323

Fly Catch

My wife had never been to a baseball game, so I took her to see the Los Angeles Dodgers one night. Our seats were right behind the third-base line. At the top of the first inning, the batter hit a fo... read more..

28 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3739

Now I Know How Noah Must Have Felt

I enjoy rain when it dances on the flowers on a hot summer afternoon invigorating the day and making everything smell fresh and clean. That is what rain is supposed to do. I believe it is found in s... read more..

Be A Billionaire Fund Raiser - Thank You

26 Jul

Uncategorised

Pastor Tim

821

Be A Billionaire Fund Raiser - Thank You

Thank you for your "Be A Billionaire" donation! Your gift will help persecuted Christians and encourage them greatly. If you are interested in connecting personally with a persecuted Christian, plea... read more..

26 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1542

One-liner #1304

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?... read more..

26 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

2014

Quote #1745

"Religion says: God will love us if we change. The Gospel says: God's love changes us." - Unknown read more..

26 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

772

Cybersalt News - July 26, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! This weeks news is longer than I usually like it to be, but last Sunday I said that today I would reveal the secret of the 52.19 trillion tally and it requires a few more p... read more..