2012 - Monthly Archive - Results from #2880

12 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3111

Congress Crash

A plane full of congressmen on a political fact-finding tour crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken, the FBI mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got the... read more..

12 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1582

Quote #1278

"I am always going into the far country and returning as a prodigal and thou art always bringing forth the best robe."- Puritan prayer read more..

12 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2392

Behavior Modification Reinforcers

The HMO account manager noticed that nearly every bill from a certain pediatrician’s office included the line item “Behavior modification reinforcers.” Alarmed that the pediatrician was engaging in s... read more..

12 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3920

Weather Forecaster

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably ra... read more..

12 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2255

Superman Problem

Few people know that Superman had a real problem with kleptomania. He's the man of steal.... read more..

11 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2299

Oz Flick

The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick -- two women fighting over a pair of shoes.... read more..

11 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1659

One-liner #0829

"We will continue having meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done." read more..

11 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1058

Joy In The Midst of Disappointment

Complete obedience leads to complete joy and that leads to remaining in Jesus love. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120311.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120311.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

10 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2403

Ikea Mission

IKEA Mission Possible: Prepare to self construct.... read more..

10 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1678

One-liner #0828

I start everyday with a sit up - I've done over 19,000 so far.... read more..

10 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1498

Quote #1277

"Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."- W.A. Mozart read more..

10 Mar

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

2356

Wax On, Wax Off

I was praying about prayer earlier this week. I want to pray, and I love to pray, but days keep going by with just a few God-ward thoughts and maybe a "hey God, help me not to suck today please. I'd read more..

10 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3052

Playing Through

A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read, "I am a deaf mute. May I play through, please?"The first man angrily gave ... read more..

10 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

4068

"Demo Dummies" Movie Released

Cybersalt is excited to pass along news of the release of "Demo Dummies" - a Matador Films movie about demo drivers at Western Speedway in Victoria, British Columbia. Many of you know that is the spee... read more..

10 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10607

Penny Problems

After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that ... read more..

10 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1832

Parent Education

On a flight to Florida, Mary was preparing notes for one of the parent education seminars she conducted. The elderly woman sitting next to Mary explained that she was returning to Miami after having ... read more..

09 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2245

Neutral Painting

Decorating: I'm thinking of painting the living room walls something neutral.... maybe Switzerland.... read more..

09 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1705

One-liner #0827

"One: How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?" read more..

09 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1576

Cybersalt News - March 09, 2012

As you have probably heard by now, I have not won any electoral seats in the primaries this year, so I am officially suspending my campaign and returning to working on the Cybersalt Site. It may... read more..

08 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

4939

Bad Day at Work

This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater r... read more..

08 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3407

Goober at the River

You can find a picture of a goober at www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A goober goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another goober on the opposite b... read more..

08 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1509

Quote #1276

The phrase, "Don't take this the wrong way" has a zero percent success rate.... read more..

07 Mar

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1401

Taking New Land

I have been so blessed by the girls' small group that meets here on Mondays. This week we had a brief Bible study and then spent some time thinking/praying about some questions to apply the story to read more..

05 Mar

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1435

God Says

God says: Pranking blind people ain't funny, yo.Reading the Bible for Lent has been so good for me. For the most part it hasn't even been a huge burden, it just eliminates any questions of what to re read more..

04 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1028

Don't Be a Sucker

Disconnecting from Jesus brings a dryness to our lives that leaves us unable to anything lasting with out lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120304.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}po... read more..

04 Mar

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1445

A Really Interesting Story

I am still without the itch to blog, just enjoying life as it happens and trying to focus more on the good than the not-great. I'm enjoying a lazy Sunday afternoon, listening to music, cooking for to read more..

28 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5737

Daytona 500 - 2012 Mayan Edition

Some people saw this coming! ... read more..

28 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1805

Male Chauvinism In Space

A space shuttle was launched with two monkeys and a woman on board. Once the shuttle was in orbit, the control centre radioed instructions: "Monkey number one! Monkey number one to the console!" The ... read more..

28 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2060

One-liner #0826

"R2D2 was the most foul mouthed movie character of all time - they beeped out every word he said." read more..

26 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1073

Good Enough?

When living our lives, we need to do what is right before God - not just what seems good enough to us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120226.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20... read more..