2012 - Monthly Archive - Results from #2910

26 Feb

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1637

Busy in a Good Way

I was wondering how this past week flew by without managing a post, because often that means I've been swamped with life or I've been overwhelmed in my mind or spirit and have nothing left to write a read more..

24 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2199

Waldo Trouble

"I'm having trouble finding myself."- Waldo in Therapy read more..

23 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2523

Cat vs. Comma

Cat vs Comma: A cat has it's claws at the end of it's paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.... read more..

23 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1620

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are no new pages on the Cybersalt site today so why not just enjoy a fun game of old school bubbleshooter at:www.cybersalt.org/games/bubble-shooter Enjoy the r... read more..

23 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1598

Quote #1275

"You know you're an adult when you suddenly start taking Bert's side over Ernie's." read more..

23 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1771

Wedding Engagement

I realized that my five-year-old grandson had been watching too many reality TV shows the day we attended a relative's wedding. As the four bridesmaids walked down the aisle toward the front of the c... read more..

23 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4416

Check Your Bill

A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big case for his company. It included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls, fax, photocopying, and ... read more..

19 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1068

When You Are Behind In Faith

When you feel behind others in faith, wait on God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120219.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120219.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

16 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1989

One-liner #0825

Rearrange the letters in SLOT MACHINES and you get CASH LOST IN ME.... read more..

16 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2286

Characters - 140

I'm glad Twitter has a character limit of 140 instead of 144. That would be gross.... read more..

16 Feb

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1094

Three Things Thursday [Vol.5]

I am planning to keep Lent this year - I think it's the first time ever. I have been attending an Anglican church since the new year began and am developing such an appreciation for the church calend read more..

15 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1937

Quote #1274

"If there was more courting in marriages there'd be fewer marriages in court. Date your mate." read more..

15 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2113

One-liner #0824

"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. "But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't read more..

15 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2463

Furniture Factory

A man fell into a machine at the furniture factory. He's fully recovered now.... read more..

15 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1442

Cybersalt News - February 15, 2012

Any of you men out there in the doghouse because you committed a Valentine's Day gift FAIL yesterday? Today's FunBlog features two tongue in cheek commercials on how to get out. Not surpri... read more..

14 Feb

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7350

Jesus Loves You Church Sign

Faith Community Church had an interesting theory about unanswered prayer. ... read more..

14 Feb

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

9063

Honk If You Sign

Send this page to your friends. ... read more..

14 Feb

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7562

Guy Behind Me Sign

Ain't it the truth! ... read more..

14 Feb

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

10635

Free Tacos Sign

Snooze you lose. ... read more..

14 Feb

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7481

Dairy Queen Lizzard Sign

I'll have a slice of chamaeleon please. ... read more..

14 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1833

One-liner #0823

AIBOHPHOBIA: (n.) the fear of palindromes... read more..

14 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1611

Quote #1273

"There should be, in the soul halls of space, avenues of leisure and high porticos of silence...where God waits."- Jeremy Taylor read more..

14 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2279

Goal Update

"No, I'm not going to give up trying to become The Invisible Man: Have I made myself clear?" read more..

14 Feb

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

11110

Walgreens Sign - 501 Degrees

You know you are in Nevada when . . . ... read more..

14 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2214

The Law of the Garbage Truck

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on h... read more..

14 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3685

Johnny's Home

After the dedication service of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy repli... read more..

14 Feb

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1547

Happy

During the sermon this week, while the pastor was making a very good point about why praying in Jesus' name involves submitting to God's will, he made an unfortunate side-comment about marriage. It w read more..

14 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1459

Cybersalt News - February 14, 2012

Hey look - it's me again! Where have I been? All I can say is that I really am a pastor (as much as some of you may wonder) and sometimes church happens. Hopefully my absence ha... read more..

13 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4303

It All Began with a Love Note

Forty-one years ago, I was a naïve 19-year-old just beginning life's journey. I do not like to brag but I was the poster child for naïveté. I had a few ideas about life but too few to make me a contri... read more..

13 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2048

Tell the Secret

A woman named Vicki once knew a young person at church named Betty. Betty always seemed effervescent and happy, although Vicki knew she had faced struggles in her life. Her long-awaited marriage had q... read more..