2013 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

08 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1576

Country Cemetery

A number of years ago my wife and I were living in Arkansas, where I was pastoring a church. Some friends came from Texas to visit. We drove them around to see the country side and drove by a country... read more..

08 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1772

Quote #1395

"Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed."- Hoshang N. Akhtar read more..

08 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2554

Chess Set

I just pulled out my old chess set and found several of the small pieces missing. It looks like I need to make a trip to the old Pawn Shop. read more..

08 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2201

One-liner #0947

I think the discovery channel should be on a different channel every day. read more..

08 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4969

Lingering Hug

We had made some changes in our lives. My husband had lost 50 pounds and after eight years of being a housewife, I had taken a job in a restaurant. When I returned home after my first day at work, I... read more..

03 Nov

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1055

Hebrews Wrap Up - Part 1

The book of Hebrews wraps up with a number of practical encouragements and directions for followers of Jesus. Here is a look at the first number of them. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm2013... read more..

02 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1365

Cybersalt News - November 2, 2013

There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Tudoring" at:www.cybersalt.org/3x63 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

01 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

8501

Tudoring

Need help fulfilling your role in a Welsh dynasty? Call today! ... read more..

01 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

269

Horseshoe Superstition

An American scientist once visited the offices of the great Nobel Prize-winning physicist, Neils Bohr, in Copenhagen, and was amazed to find that over his desk a horseshoe was nailed to the wall. The... read more..

01 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1757

Quote #1394

"Corporate worship is designed to take your eyes off you and have them filled with the beauty of the grace and glory of God." - Paul Tripp read more..

01 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2340

Surgery Kit

If you don't trust doctors then buy this new product. It's a home surgery kit called "Suture Self". read more..

01 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2199

One-liner #0946

I wish conversations were like user agreements where I could skip to the end and just agree. read more..

01 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8365

Hair Curlers

My wife still uses curlers in her hair after she washes it. The other night she came into the Family Room as I was watching TV. I guess I stared at her funny because she said, "I just set my hair." ... read more..

31 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1352

Cybersalt News - November 1, 2013

Happy November everyone! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Wedding Legs" at:www.cybersalt.org/3xky Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

31 Oct

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

9336

Wedding Legs

Fortunately for Angela, Greg was not a legs man. ... read more..

31 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5061

Second Place Idiot

A woman was letting her husband have it with just a touch more venom than usual, saying, "You're an idiot. You have always been an idiot. You'll always be an idiot. If they had an id... read more..

31 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1861

Quote #1393

"Neither the hair shirt nor the soft berth will do. The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet." - Frederick Buechner read more..

31 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2801

Polygraph Test

Want to know if your parrot is lying? Give it a polygraph test. read more..

31 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2526

One-liner #0945

I don't have time to discuss all the lies in your name, jellyfishes. read more..

31 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4203

Three Escape

Three women escaped from prison....one was a goober. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn, so they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three gunny... read more..

31 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1369

Cybersalt News - October 31, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Stubbornness!" at:www.cybersalt.org/3afw Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

31 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

13002

Stubbornness!

At least they're consistent! ... read more..

31 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1951

Growing Up Speaking English

Some reasons to be grateful if you grew up speaking English: 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more read more..

31 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1676

Quote #1392

Beware of half truths . . . you may get the wrong half. read more..

31 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

7087

Gym Problems

I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out. read more..

31 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2155

One-liner #0944

One day I'll look up from my phone and realize my kids put me in a nursing home. read more..

31 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4661

Eye Test Chart

When his eyes began to give him trouble, a man went to a ophthalmologist in Prague. The doctor showed the patient the eye chart, displaying the letters CVKPNWXSCZ. "Can you read that?" the doctor as... read more..

30 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1307

Cybersalt News - October 30, 2013

Cybersalt Shaker Episode #009 is now online! Have a visit with me and my hot water tank by watching "Lukewarm" at:www.cybersalt.org/3adq Enjoy the rest of today's digest.... read more..

30 Oct

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

4511

Lukewarm - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #009

A lukewarm hot water tank leads Pastor Tim into thoughts of Revelation 3:14-16. ... read more..

30 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3268

Whispering in Church

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. S... read more..