2021 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

Mistress of the Parsonage Caught Kissing Santa!

12 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

5231

Mistress of the Parsonage Caught Kissing Santa!

Christmas is the time of the year for some marvelous traditions, and it seems as though each area has its own. The ghosts of many Christmases past haunt us today. One church I pastored some years ago... read more..

12 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

524

Cybersalt News - December 12, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Mandatory mask wearing and a 50% attendance capacity restriction have returned for churches in our province. I really appreciate what my pastor wrote to our church family a... read more..

11 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

709

One-Liner #1619

Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school? Yeah, me neither.... read more..

11 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

617

Quote #2056

The 'No Vacancy' signs over all the motels in Bethlehem were for your sake. "For your sake he became poor." (2 Corinthians 8:9) - John Piper... read more..

11 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2647

Night Before Christmas

'T'was the night before Christmasand all through the townNot a sign of Baby Jesuswas anywhere to be found. The people were all busywith Christmas time choresLike decorating, and baking,and shopping i read more..

11 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4061

Coast Guard Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through each state,Coast Guard families were starting to celebrate.Just then from the White House came an urgent call,A crisis had arisen that would affect one read more..

11 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2171

Ingredients for Success

"Biscuits and sermons both improve with shortening." read more..

09 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5380

Santa and the FAA

Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas flight check. In preparation, Santa had the el... read more..

09 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

525

Cybersalt News - December 9, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Cybersaltine, G. L. White who sent me this cartoon back in April (I'm catching up on my emails!) and huge thanks to Jonny Hawkins, the cartoonist who drew it. H... read more..

08 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

721

One-Liner #1618

Senility has been a smooth transition for me.... read more..

08 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

656

Quote #2055

"Because it is short, life is packed with challenging possibilities. Because it is uncertain, it's filled with challenging adjustments. I'm convinced that's much of what Jesus meant when he promised u read more..

08 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1883

Something for Mommy at Christmas

About five years ago I played Santa in a local mall. A working friend had this happen to him. A young girl sat on his lap and the usual conversation transpired, until finally he asked her what she wo... read more..

08 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4628

Reindeer Gender

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late... read more..

08 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2561

Nighttime Reading

"The Insomniac" by Eliza Wake read more..

05 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

517

Cybersalt News - December 5, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Three weeks from today is Boxing Day, which is known in many parts of the world as "the day after Christmas." Wow - time is flying! In the coming weeks, many of you w... read more..

04 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

654

Quote #2054

"Winter is a season of recovery and preparation." - Paul Theroux read more..

04 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

731

One-Liner #1617

I ate salad for dinner ... mostly croutons and tomatoes... really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese ... FINE, it was a pizza.... OK, I ate a pizza! Are you happy n... read more..

04 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2136

Inflated Numbers

More than five million Americans are overweight. These, of course, are round figures.... read more..

04 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3148

Take Out for Lunch

Planning a Christmas weekend of entertaining guests, I made a list of things I needed to do, including taking food out of the freezer and grocery shopping. As it happened, a friend whom I had been pr... read more..

04 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1775

Focus

In December 1903, after many attempts, the Wright brothers were successful in getting their "flying machine" off the ground. Thrilled, they telegraphed this message to their sister Katherine: "We ha... read more..

02 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

572

Step Correctly

Right before the clock strikes midnight on December 31, make sure you raise your left leg. that way you will start the year off on the right foot!... read more..

02 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

590

Cybersalt News - December 2, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There were no grammatical errors in last Thursday's post. I actually had Grandma Cybersalt proofread it before sending it. I am not surprised at the successful effect ... read more..

01 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

696

Ungrateful Guest

I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too naive.... Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our hearts. We felt so sorry f... read more..

01 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

627

Quote #2053

"The hard soil and four months of snow make the inhabitants of the northern temperate zone wiser and abler than his fellow who enjoys the fixed smile of the tropics." – Ralph Waldo Emerson read more..

01 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4235

'Twas the Night Before Finals

'Twas the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute knowledge. Most were quite sleepy,But none touched their beds,While visions of essaysDanced in their read more..

01 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

680

One-Liner #1616

When you think about it, it's the worst possible place for her to sell seashells.... read more..

01 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2838

Low-Fat Bowl

I heard that the New Orleans football team has a new sponsor, "I Can't Believe It's not Butter." Their theme song will be, "Oh When the Saints Go Margarine." - Gary Hallock... read more..

01 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2532

Self-Consciousness

In high school I was always self-conscious about my height. Once, a lifeguard asked me out. I had never stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pair... read more..

28 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1975

Good Vocabulary

Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charges, "Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life." From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male vo... read more..

28 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

630

Quote #2052

"We are not responsible for the circumstances we are in, but we are responsible for the way we allow those circumstances to affect us; we can either allow them to get on top of us or we can allow them read more..