2012 - Monthly Archive - Results from #3000

18 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2011

Lost Cell Phone

When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened. "Don't worry," she said, "I... read more..

18 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1928

Stealing, Cell Phones

Police in Amsterdam, the Netherlands, sick and tired of cell phone thefts, have launched a new weapon against the culprits. As soon as thefts are reported, stolen phones are sent a Short Message Syst... read more..

18 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3282

Things Not To Say To On Date

Things Not To Say To On Date * I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. * I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you. *... read more..

18 Jan

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1423

Meal Plan - Phase 2

I have not been following the meal plan I wrote out nearly as consistently in phase 1, but I am taking that as a good sign that I've become more comfortable with the "rules" (for lack of a better ter read more..

17 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2782

Sausage Sale

Sausage sales bring out the wurst in people.... read more..

17 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1678

One-liner #0815

If you say "gullible" slowly it sounds likes "orange."... read more..

17 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2797

Cogito Ergo Spud

Cogito Ergo Spud: I think therefore I yam.... read more..

17 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1848

Debt, Repayment, Reputation

It's forty below zero one winter night in Alaska. Pat is drinking at his local saloon and the bartender says to him, "You owe me quite a bit on your tab." "Sorry," says Pat, "I'm flat broke this week... read more..

17 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1422

Cybersalt News - January 17, 2012

There is a light dusting of snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters these last few days. That hasn't happened since last February, so Mrs. Cybersalt and I aren't complaining. Since last Friday, I ... read more..

16 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1496

Quote #1264

"It is not length of life, but depth of life."- Ralph Waldo Emerson read more..

16 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

8822

Hummer Parking Spot

Afterwards, Louise wished she had just let the captain have the parking spot. ... read more..

16 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

9482

Teen Learner's Permit

Kevin could hardly wait for his learner's permit. ... read more..

16 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6758

Renamed Ford pickup Truck

Calling all Cars! Be on the look out for a white Gord. ... read more..

16 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

7050

Mini Golf On Car Roof

Surprisingly, it's not a Volkswagen Golf! ... read more..

16 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

10755

Casket Hot Rod Dragster

Not everyone appreciated what Pastor Paul drove to funerals. ... read more..

16 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

5374

Hebrews 12:1, Perseverance

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, ... read more..

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When…

16 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4481

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When…

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When... 1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are. 2. You decide to re-organize your family into a "team-based organization." 3. Yo... read more..

15 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1712

One-liner #0814

"I'm super lazy - just like normal lazy, but I wear a cape." read more..

15 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1038

Finding Our Way Amidst God's Calling

God's Kingdom is built by His people working together - not by persons trying to do it all by themselves. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120115.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/s... read more..

14 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2416

Cooking Deadline

I'll have to find a new way to strain noodles if this is the last year I can use my Mayan Colander.... read more..

14 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1778

One-liner #0813

"I'm trying to find myself, but to make it interesting I'm wearing camouflage." read more..

14 Jan

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1951

Our Second Week on the Maker's Diet

This week went much easier than last week! Sunday (day 7) I had a BAD cold, so I took it easy all day and managed to recover in time for work Monday. Barely. I still had a stuffy nose for the first p read more..

13 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1782

One-liner #0812

"If you fall, I'll always be there to catch you."- floor read more..

13 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4515

Hedgehogs

Why can't hedgehogs just share the hedge?... read more..

13 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1569

Cybersalt News - January 13, 2012

There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Bull Frog Ant Crusher" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/bull-frog-ant-crusher There is also a new inspirational video ... read more..

12 Jan

Videos

Pastor Tim

3289

Why I Hate Religion - Spoken Word

This spoken word about religion is a word well spoken! ... read more..

12 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4615

Do Not Disturb

After a worship service at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a fidgety seven-year-old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet. About halfway throu read more..

12 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2225

Cloud 8

Two angels are talking on Cloud #8 when one says, "Well yes, I am happy but I COULD be happier...."... read more..

12 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1534

One-liner #0811

A cop pulled me over and said, "Papers" to which I replied, "Scissors" and drove away.... read more..

12 Jan

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1608

Three Things Thursday [Vol.2]

Number one - I started reading Anna Karenina on my Christmas eReader, and it is way easier to get into than I expected! I downloaded it free from Kobo because it's a classic, and I like to be classy read more..