Monthly Archive

2006
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1001 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Misc
Ann Jenkins
1870
4 min read

Prepare for marriage?! But I'm too young!

Sometimes God teaches us things we don't fully understand. After all, what is the point of teaching you something you already know? Recently, God has been teaching me about dating and marriage, an... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4552

New Russian

I just returned from a mission trip in Belarus, where we were building churches. My translator and guide was Eger.  He told me "Dos-Vee-Don-Ya" and "Pa-Ka" were old-hat.&nb... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2826

Brother Review

Arriving for a visit, a woman asked her small grand daughter, "How do you like your new baby brother?""Oh, he's all right," the child shrugged. "But there were a lot of things we needed worse."... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2624

Squirrel Fishing

Sure it sounds dumb, but he's from Harvard so don't write Squirrel fishing off too fast!   read more..

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Pastor Tim
4630
4 min read

Bush Gore Debate

For those who didn't have time to watch the presidential debate, we've prepared this transcript of what was said.  Enjoy. Jim Lehrer: Welcome to the second presidential debate between... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2861

Taps System

During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me communicate with him, my husband devised a system of taps.One tap meant, "Give me a kiss," two taps meant "No," three... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2440

Waking People Up

I don't speak Japanese so I'm sorry if any of the groggy people in this video say something I wouldn't say in English.  Although, if someone did one of these to me in the morning . read more..

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Pastor Tim
4300

I Love My Job

I Love My Job (apologies to Dr. Seuss) I love my job, I love the pay, I love it more and more each day. I love my boss and he's the best. I love HIS boss and all the rest. I love my office and it'... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2958

Movie Night

My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time with her. I decided to fix that by having a `movie night` with her.We watched `Hackers`, `The Net`, `Anti-Trust`... read more..

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Pastor Tim
8198

Waking Up Grumpy

A marriage counsellor was attempting to find out something about his patient's attitude by asking her some questions. "Did you wake up grumpy this morning?" he asked. "No,&quo... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3175

Rough Flight

The pastor of our church began his sermon with this story:"I was on a plane last week, from Chicago to California, when we ran into some very severe turbulence.As it got worse, the passengers became m... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2629

Pop vs. Soda

The battle between Coke and Pepsi can never be settled until it is first decided whether they are pop or soda.  Perhaps one should be designated one and the other the other (you know what I mea read more..

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Pastor Tim
4241

Peter's Portrait

One semester when my brother, Peter, attended the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis, an art-student friend of his asked if he could paint Peter's portrait for a class assignment.  Pete read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
5410

Formula F1 Engine

I'm glad the engine in my van doesn't sound like this. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4987

Takes One To Know One

Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm not about to play golf with Jim Walsh anymore." "Why not?" "Well, he f read more..

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Pastor Tim
3098

Letter From Home

I had an extended tour of duty in Okinawa in 1958 and was unable to bring my wife and children with me. After I had been overseas eight months, I received a letter from my seven-year-old son."Dear Dad... read more..

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Pastor Tim
5083

Mummy Heart Failure

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy.  After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. &q read more..

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Pastor Tim
2588

2 Best Recipes

Newlywed Wife: "The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie."Newlywed Husband: "Oh? And which is this?"... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2652

Lite Brite

Another classic toy from your childhood - Lite Brite!   read more..

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Pastor Tim
3891

Seen Signs

These signs might not communicate what was hoped for. On a California freeway: Fine for Littering On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service: Able to Do the Worst Possible Job read more..

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Pastor Tim
2856
2 min read

Real 911 Calls

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.Dispatcher: Do you have an address?Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and sl... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2513

Fin Duck

Here's a houseboat to rent if you want to be as happy as a duck in water on your next vacation.   (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ?> &nbs read more..

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Pastor Tim
2136

Cybersalt Home Page

Please note, this content is solely for testing purposes as we prepare to move this site to a new server. - Pastor Tim   read more..

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Pastor Tim
4856

Good Old Dave

Morris walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing.  You're just like Dave." "Who?&quo read more..

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Pastor Tim
2602

Dining Problem

Everyone had weighed in, and our diet-workshop leader began her lecture on the week's topic - the problems of dining out. She talked about alternatives, such as requesting diet sodas and dressings, an... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2905

Anagram Fun

What do "A BEAGLES CRYPTS", "A CAR BY LEGS PEST", and "PASTAS BE CLERGY" have in common?  They are all anagrams of "CYBERSALT PAGES". Don't get read more..

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Pastor Tim
4162

Sharon's Shampoo

Hi, pastor Tim!  This is a story of something I did to myself not too long ago. I live in a group home, and, as I'm sure you would understand, things are sometimes put out of place in read more..

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Pastor Tim
2648

Doctor News

The doctor took his patient into his office and said, "I have some good news and some bad news."The patient said, "Give me the good news."The doctor said, "They're going to name a disease after you."... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2544

FAA Air Travel Art

Here is 24 hours of flights being tracked by the FAA. Just think of all the business trips and vacation flyers this represents - all going on while you are about your day. (adsbygoogle read more..

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Pastor Tim
3362

Overdrawn

While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By the time he reached the teller's window, the hiccups seemed to have worsened. The teller took my friend's check... read more..