Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3471 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Head Turner
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4694

Head Turner

Here's a really cool optical illusion that is a real head turner.  Look at this picture of the guy looking at you and then begin to move away from the screen.  You should notice something pr... read more..
Trapeze Artist
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
7889

Trapeze Artist

I used to work as a trapeze artist. Until I was let go.... read more..
Visiting My Family Is A Relative Experience
God's Penman
3707

Visiting My Family Is A Relative Experience

I was reminded recently that the only thing growing in my family tree are fruits and nuts. Personally, I am not sure if I am a fruit or a nut. Just do not ask my wife. I had been away for so long I h... read more..
Polar Bear Envy
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9916

Polar Bear Envy

Someone's a little jealous of all the attention the elephants get. ... read more..
Babysitting Triplets
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11814

Babysitting Triplets

It was clear that Jenny had little experience babysitting triplets. ... read more..
Fixing Bicycles
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2689

Fixing Bicycles

I love stories. One of my favorites is about a little girl who was late coming home for supper. Her mother made the expected irate parent's demand to know where she had been. The little girl replied ... read more..
One-liner #0756
One-liners
Pastor Tim
4041

One-liner #0756

"It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life which enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month." read more..
Penguin Zoo
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8693

Penguin Zoo

Did you hear about the man that had a pet penguin? Soon after he got his penguin, he was driving in town one day with the penguin sitting on the front seat next to him. A policeman noticed the pengu... read more..
Baby Sermons
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6284

Baby Sermons

Even the church nursery was no place to escape Pastor Tim's Sermons. ... read more..
Pistol Mailbox
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8435

Pistol Mailbox

Nobody steals mail from Fred's new mailbox. ... read more..
Turkey Disguise
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
20226

Turkey Disguise

Turkeys around here?  That's the funniest thing I eva hoyd! ... read more..
Quote #1209
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1595

Quote #1209

"If you want to change the world forget about Wall Street - occupy church!" read more..
Cybersalt News - November 5, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1484

Cybersalt News - November 5, 2011

The last of the funny picture pags from 2006 have been moved to the new Cybersalt site now.  To view them, start at "Florida Squirrel" and keep clicking "next."www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/fl... read more..
Doctor's Advice
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6012

Doctor's Advice

A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At his follow up visit the doctor talked... read more..
Quote #1208
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1426

Quote #1208

"If all you have is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail." read more..
Store Clerks
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2921

Store Clerks

"Grocery store clerks make you pick paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers." (Jay Salinger) read more..
One-liner #0755
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1836

One-liner #0755

"Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?" read more..
Florida Squirrel
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7244

Florida Squirrel

Ahhhh . . . the rarely photographed Central Florida Squirrel. ... read more..
Sheep Weave
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5103

Sheep Weave

Everybody was impressed when Betty came back from the cruise with a weave. ... read more..
Rabbit Hair Piece
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4673

Rabbit Hair Piece

Yes . . . It's a hare piece. ... read more..
Red Cross Moose
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7557

Red Cross Moose

Is there a Doctor in the moose? ... read more..
Promise Keepers Husband
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4207

Promise Keepers Husband

Pastor John had a lot on his mind - what with planning the Promise Keepers conference and all. ... read more..
Horse Hummer
Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
8552

Horse Hummer

Why? Because Chester doesn't know the words. ... read more..
Studying Abstract Art
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7209

Studying Abstract Art

So much for studying abstract in art class. ... read more..
Motorcycle Dreams
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8278

Motorcycle Dreams

Dream vs. Reality Dream . . . . . Reality . . . . . ... read more..
Rappelling Santas
Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
5322

Rappelling Santas

Charlie Team's choice of disguises for their Easter mission totally missed the mark. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 4, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1456

Cybersalt News - November 4, 2011

HBTM! Today there are a bunch more funny signs moved over to the new Cybersalt site.  Start at "Unattended Children" and keep clicking from there.www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/unattended-childre... read more..
The Student Mind During Final Exams
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3412

The Student Mind During Final Exams

Contents of The Student Mind During Final Exams 10% The prof. never covered this section! 10% Actual knowledge on the subject. 10% The Teaching Assistant is kinda cute! 10% I knew I should have re... read more..
I Need
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2457

I Need

I need a strength to keep me trueAnd starlight in everything I do;I need power to keep me strongWhen I am tempted to do wrong; I need grace to keep me pureWhen passion tries its deadly lure;I need a ... read more..
One-liner #0754
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1534

One-liner #0754

"There are two things I hate: Racists and the Portugese."- Dave Cook  read more..
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