2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #3480

Joomla 1.6 Upgrade - Fatal error: Class 'JSimpleXML' not found

11 Jan

Totally Tim

Pastor Tim

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Joomla 1.6 Upgrade - Fatal error: Class 'JSimpleXML' not found

Joomla 1.6 is out today - hurray! Now for the task of migrating version 1.5 sites (like the Cybersalt Site) to 1.6. Here is a fix for the first snag I ran into. In order to begin to try to upgrade ... read more..

10 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Potato Van

Watch out for those pota . . . . . nevermind. ... read more..

10 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Death Statistic

A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody die... read more..

10 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Connecting Chaos

The fur began to fly when my fellow airline passengers learned there was a chance they might miss their connecting flight out of Aspen. When we finally landed, I found out just how nasty things got. O... read more..

09 Jan

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

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Swish & Swipe? Who Me?

It’s very fun for me that some of you are reading through the Bible this year along with me. I’m really looking forward to sharing comments, thoughts and insights back and forth either through the fa... read more..

09 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Choose Purity

God calls us to something better than choosing what is best. He calls us to choose purity. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110109.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110109.... read more..

08 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Earworms

Earworms are songs that crawl into your head and stay. 98% of us have had a song stuck in our heads. Six of the worst offenders are "It's a Small World," "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," "Don't Worry; Be Ha... read more..

08 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Watermelon Face

This is why you no longer like watermelons. ... read more..

07 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Delivery Diversification

Kenny was diversifying just in case pizza delivery hit a downturn. ... read more..

07 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Stair Climbing

Most mornings I go to the local YMCA to exercise. One morning there was a big man working out on the stair climbing machine. He was really climbing stairs. I did my time on the treadmill and he was st... read more..

06 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3512

Dog Report

Craig's two kids are in the same class at school, and the teacher had the class write reports about their pets. After the reports were all turned in, the teacher called one of the youngsters up to her... read more..

06 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Car Wash Alternative

There's more than one way to wash a car. ... read more..

Homeless man with golden radio voice in Columbus, OH

05 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3601

Homeless man with golden radio voice in Columbus, OH

BAH! I linked to the original video on Youtube but the newspaper that owns the video has had it taken down. You can watch the original video on their site by clicking here. ... read more..

05 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Conductor Comment Comeback

A conductor was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He constantly gave this guy personal attention and much advice, but his performance simply didn't improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra... read more..

05 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Choking Fee

When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that a doctor was seated at a nearby table.Springing up, the doctor skillfully removed the bone and saved the man's... read more..

05 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Feeding the Baby

My husband is wonderful with our baby daughter, but often he turns to me for advice. Recently, I was in the shower when he poked his head in to ask, "What should I feed Lily for lunch?" "That's up to ... read more..

03 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Doody Solution

A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But abou... read more..

The Amazing Grace of "Do-Over," the Art of Second Chance

02 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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The Amazing Grace of "Do-Over," the Art of Second Chance

If anybody believes in "do-over," it is Yours Truly. This stems back to my pre-adult days littered with carefreeness and fun of all sizes and shapes. At that time, my whole life revolved around games.... read more..

02 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Without Self-Control

Without self-control in our lives we can really, really hurt ourselves and prevent ourselves from returning to God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110102.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}... read more..

01 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Attendance Sermons

A man who hadn't attended church in years suddenly began attending faithfully on Sunday mornings instead of going fishing as was his normal habit. The pastor was highly gratified and at the end of ser... read more..

01 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Bigger Travel Allowance

It's time to give pastor Bob a bigger travel allowance. ... read more..