2008 - Monthly Archive - Results from #390

03 Jun

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

13272

Cat Breath

You know your breath is bad when . . . ... read more..

03 Jun

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

29092

Cat Drive

Note to self: "Don't trust dog to work pedals. Three lives down - six to go!" ... read more..

03 Jun

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

9291

Cat Dog Diplomacy 2

And that's when FiFi decided to try diplomacy with Joe. ... read more..

03 Jun

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

10831

Cat CPU

Why not? All computers come with mice. (CPU = Cat Processing Unit) ... read more..

03 Jun

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

8485

Cat Bird Taste

This was not what Max bargained for when he agreed to a cage match. ... read more..

03 Jun

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

13256

Cat Kung Fu

And then, everybody was Kung Fu fighting! ... read more..

03 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7354

At one of the last all girl schools in Dallas years ago, the instructor in a "Charm Course" was urging her students to give their escorts every chance to be gallant. She said, "Remain seated in the t... read more..

02 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2672

Mad Cow Spread

One day two cows were chatting over the fence between their two fields. The first cow said, "I'm telling you, this mad cow disease is getting pretty scary! I've heard it's spreading so fast that it... read more..

02 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2547

Perfect Man and Woman

Here is a story with a chance to laugh at yourself. Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of cours... read more..

02 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2521

Tapping Fright

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap- tapping nois... read more..

02 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2872

Newspapers Explained

News Papers Explained 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The Washington Post is read... read more..

02 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2547

Chain Letter

--- WARNING, DANGER! --- I know this guy whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from the trauma of his friend's aunt who took her kids to a Burger King restaurant in a major city and they a read more..

02 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2494

Men and Women

A man is a person who, if a woman says, "Never mind, I'll do it myself;" lets her. A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her; gets mad. A man is... read more..

02 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3337

A Man Is/A Woman Is

A man is a person who, if a woman says, "Never mind, I'll do it myself; lets her." A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her; gets mad. A man is... read more..