Monthly Archive

2004
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 426 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Software Training
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3451

Software Training

A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of our largest accounts. He asked my help in putting it into operation.At first, he handled most of the work. E... read more..
Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Orkin Man Say
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2761

Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Orkin Man Say

Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Orkin Man Say10) "EEEEEKKK!!!!!!"9) "Exterminator down! Exterminator down! Send backup!!! Extermin..."8) "The GOOD news is... you have termites."7) "Do you ha... read more..
Slippery Branches
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
7692
2 min read

Slippery Branches

Recently, I found myself standing at my bedroom window, looking out at the results of a rare (for Victoria) freezing rainstorm.  As I surveyed my backyard, I spied, with my little eye, a robin fl... read more..
No E-mail (copyrighted??)
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3199
3 min read

No E-mail (copyrighted??)

An unemployed man is desperate to support his family. His wife watches TV all day and his three teenage kids have dropped out of high school to hang around with the local toughs. He applies for a ja... read more..
Life and Death
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3077

Life and Death

A hospital posted a notice in the nurses' mess saying:"Remember, the first five minutes of a human being's life are the most dangerous."Underneath, a nurse had written:"The last five are pretty risky,... read more..
Larger Than 20
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2885

Larger Than 20

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."The woman in front of us, pointing ... read more..
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