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2004
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 426 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Political Faith
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3064

Political Faith

Politicians have a constant need to be diplomatic. Witness this candidate for the Senate who traveled to a small town community to address the single church there. Unfortunately, he had forgotten to... read more..
In A Few Moments
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4354

In A Few Moments

So far today, Lord, I've done all right; I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or overindulgent.I am thankful for that, Lord.In a few moments, Lord, t... read more..
The Saints, the Signs and Old Route 66!
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
2993
7 min read

The Saints, the Signs and Old Route 66!

A Hurting Word...It's Grandparents' Day every day when you have grandkids (so I hear)--so let's go down memory's lane with Grandma and Grandpa this week! We find ourselves on the old Route 66, famous ... read more..
Sam's Fishing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4212
2 min read

Sam's Fishing

A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently caught more fish than anyone else. Whereas the other guys would only catch three or four fish a day, Sam would come in from the la... read more..
Drag Racing Moped
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7945
2 min read

Drag Racing Moped

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005 Turbo Z123DX.  It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000.  He takes it out for a spin... read more..
People Think That Jesus is Cool
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
3581
7 min read

People Think That Jesus is Cool

Colossians 1:15-20Some of  people of Colossae had some beliefs that we would consider pretty strange.They seemed to believe that the god who created the material world was an evil god, not the on... read more..
Late Fall
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
5341
2 min read

Late Fall

 "?Give it one more chance?"Luke 13:8 (NLT)The brilliant red, yellow, and orange leaves that make fall so beautiful did not materialize at the normal time where I live this year. Sighs read more..
One Seat Allowed
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5623

One Seat Allowed

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.  When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."The m... read more..
Pastors and politicians; It's my party, I'll cry if I want to.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4467
5 min read

Pastors and politicians; It's my party, I'll cry if I want to.

Gary Hemsely was running for some county political position ? I've forgotten which one now. What I do remember is that he was a member of my church at the time.Sometimes a pastor can get between the R... read more..
Canine Complex
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3054

Canine Complex

A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to explain his problem."Doctor, doctor! I've got this problem," the man said. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a do... read more..
Thanksgiving
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
4893
3 min read

Thanksgiving

Thursday is Thanksgiving, a time to give thanks for all those blessings we have received throughout the year. But, I digress. Remember all the things you (and I) have complained about during the year?... read more..
Quotes From 11 Year-Olds' Science Exams
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4782
2 min read

Quotes From 11 Year-Olds' Science Exams

The following are all quotes from 11 year-olds' science exams:"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.  Oxygin is pure gin.  Hydrogin is gin and water.""When you b... read more..
Worm Stubborn
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7754
2 min read

Worm Stubborn

Little Josh was brought to Dr Gill cause he hadn't eaten anything for days. Dr Gill offered him all the goodies he could think of. No luck. He tried a little scolding. It didn't work. A little pl... read more..
Radio Transmission
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4982

Radio Transmission

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a U.S. naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.{**Radio conversation released by the Chief of N... read more..
Dedication Day
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
5056
2 min read

Dedication Day

"Now glory be to God! By His mighty power at work within us,He is able to accomplish infinitely more than we would ever dare to ask or hope."Ephesians 3:20 (NLT)Sunday was Dedication Day for read more..
Flu Prayer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3642

Flu Prayer

A young boy called the pastor of a local "corner" church to ask the pastor to come by to pray for his mother who had been very ill with the flu. The pastor knew the family and was aware they had been... read more..
Going to Disneyworld
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4730

Going to Disneyworld

"Hey Grandpa!, can you make a noise like a frog?""I think I can do that. Why?""'Cuz Dad says when you croak, we're going to Disneyworld" read more..
Living There Makes All the Difference.
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3463
3 min read

Living There Makes All the Difference.

When my husband and I moved to Saskatchewan, we thought we'd moved into a hair dryer. The wind that blew off the prairie that August was incessant, hot and dry. I remember standing on the back step of... read more..
How To Tell That You Are Getting Old
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4515
4 min read

How To Tell That You Are Getting Old

This week I celebrate another birthday, which brings me to that auspicious milestone where I am right between 52 and 54. A person only comes to this stage of life once, so I am going to make the mos read more..
Aerobic Dismay
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3172

Aerobic Dismay

Concerned about fitness in my middle 40s, I enrolled in an aerobics class. To my dismay I walked into a room filled with much younger women and decided to combat my nervousness with humor."I'm here t... read more..
The Rockies May Crumble
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4152
8 min read

The Rockies May Crumble

Luke 21: 5-19It wasn't that long ago that scientific theories for most natural phenomena were founded on a theory of "gradualism". That's not the name, but reflected our views of the natural... read more..
Owed to Spell Checquer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4729

Owed to Spell Checquer

OWED TO SPELL CHECQUER Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea.Eye strike a key and type a wordAnd weight four it two sayWeathe... read more..
Chicken Farming
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3148

Chicken Farming

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Turns... read more..
A Job Worse Than Yours
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4841

A Job Worse Than Yours

The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named Calle who has a chronic illness, requiring medication. The zoo people couldn't get Calle to take her dose orally, so a Cal pharmacologist developed a suppos... read more..
Jimmie Johnson Wins Again
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
4871
2 min read

Jimmie Johnson Wins Again

"We are confident of all this because of our great trust in God through Christ? Our only power and success come from Him." I Corinthians 3:4,5 (NLT) Under the lights for the first time, Jimmie Johnson read more..
Card Reader
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3129

Card Reader

"Can people predict the future with cards?" Jessica asked Danny."My mother can," Danny replied."Really?""Yes," Danny told her, "she takes one look at my report card and can tell me exactly what will h read more..
In A State Of Frenzy
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
4190
3 min read

In A State Of Frenzy

Psalms 46:10 "Be still, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the heathen, I will be exalted in the earth."We are living in the fast lane, folks; no doubt about it! Roads we used to travel a... read more..
The Illusive Art of Catching Up
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3693
5 min read

The Illusive Art of Catching Up

Is it just me, or do others have trouble catching up? Just when it looks like I'm almost caught up with some project or my to-do-list, something happens setting me back a few paces. One step forward, ... read more..
Walk Into The SONshine!
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
2989
8 min read

Walk Into The SONshine!

A Hurting Word... The theme of my life these days is "Run, Peggie, Run!"--like all moms who do taxi service for kids, run errands, attend appointments, and--well, if you're a mom, I nee... read more..
Kids In Church
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4092
2 min read

Kids In Church

Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough."You're not supposed to talk... read more..
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