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2016
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Give Us Today Our Daily Bread - The Lord's Prayer
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1006

Give Us Today Our Daily Bread - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us to pray to God about the everyday, common things of life. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20161113.mp3{/audio} read more..
Cybersalt News - November 13, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1079

Cybersalt News - November 13, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has been thinking about quietness, silence, and being still - thanks to some crickets. You can read "The Sound of Crickets Chirping in the Backyard" at:ww... read more..
The Sound of Crickets Chirping in the Backyard
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3065
4 min read

The Sound of Crickets Chirping in the Backyard

Noise has become a daily experience for many people today. From morning until night, we are surrounded by noise of all kinds. People have gotten accustomed to an atmosphere of noise. For my part, I am... read more..
Quote #1589
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2068

Quote #1589

"Engaging unengaged people groups is essential to fulfilling the Great Commission." - Issachar Initiative read more..
Dairy Ear
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1556

Dairy Ear

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and began circling his head. Wouldn't you know it, the bug flew right into the cow's ear. T... read more..
One-liner #1141
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1482

One-liner #1141

Billion dollar idea: a smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, "I'm just cooking!"... read more..
The Holy Alphabet
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2266

The Holy Alphabet

Although things are not perfect Because of trial or pain Continue in thanksgiving Do not begin to blame. Even when the times are hard Fierce winds are bound to blow God is forever able Hold o... read more..
Pot-bellied Stove
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4722
2 min read

Pot-bellied Stove

An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern Canada. Suddenly, the temperature dropped and a furious snowstorm was upon them. They came across an isolated c... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 10, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
992

Cybersalt News - November 10, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Have you ever wondered where toothpicks come from and how they are made? Well, you'll finally know when you check out "Toothpick Factory" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-picture... read more..
Toothpick Factory
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3732

Toothpick Factory

Just another day at the toothpick factory. ... read more..
Fortress Pool
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1493

Fortress Pool

"I'll dig another ditch around the castle, " Tom said remotely. read more..
Push Needed
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3004

Push Needed

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a... read more..
Quote #1588
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2229

Quote #1588

"Here is the world. Beautiful and terrible things will happen. Don't be afraid." - Frederick Buechner read more..
New Beginnings
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4810

New Beginnings

My dog chewed the tongue on one of my new, very expensive running shoes. I hoped to save my investment, so I took the sneakers to a shoe repair shop. I placed them on the counter and told the man, "My... read more..
Divider Return
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3407

Divider Return

I was checking out at the local Albertsons with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "Dividers" that they keep by the cash regist... read more..
One-liner #1140
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1663

One-liner #1140

Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4!... read more..
Your Kingdom Come, Your will Be Done - The Lord's Prayer
Sermons
Pastor Tim
931

Your Kingdom Come, Your will Be Done - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us to ask for God's will to be done in our own lives on earth. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20161106.mp3{/audio} read more..
Cybersalt News - November 6, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
982

Cybersalt News - November 6, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder recently tried to take small talk to a new level with someone at the grocery store. You can read "Apart from That, I’m Doing Fine!" at:www.cybersalt.org/g... read more..
Quote #1587
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1684

Quote #1587

"Choose to live generously and watch your life change." - Brad Formsma read more..
One-liner #1139
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1625

One-liner #1139

I might wake up early and go running ... but I also might win the lottery; the odds are about the same.... read more..
Apart from That, I’m Doing Fine!
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1975
4 min read

Apart from That, I’m Doing Fine!

I know I am not correct on many things, just ask the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. If I could be right as many times as I am wrong, I would be a genius. The problem is, I am more wrong than I am... read more..
Good Marriages
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2555

Good Marriages

~~ A good marriage must be created. ~~ In the art of marriage, the little things are big things.... It's never being too old to hold hands. It's remembering to say "I love you" at least once each d... read more..
Cummerbund O'Clock
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1616

Cummerbund O'Clock

I combined all of my wrist watches to make a belt! It's a complete waist of time!... read more..
Large Party
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3434

Large Party

On one occasion William Howard Taft, in his work as an attorney, took a train to Somerville, about 40 miles north of his home in Cincinnati. At the end of the day he knew that the policy of the railw... read more..
Ducks in Heaven
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
8347
1 min read

Ducks in Heaven

Three guys got into a car crash and all died. When they got up to heaven and met St. Peter at the gates, Peter said, "Okay everyone can come in, but whatever you do don't step on a duck." The gates o... read more..
Plane Runaway
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3468

Plane Runaway

This airport has a runaway. ... read more..
Grandkids
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2266

Grandkids

A wealthy old man looked around the table at his two sons and five daughters and their spouses gathered for a family reunion. "Not a single grandchild," he said with a sigh. "Why, I'll give a millio... read more..
Roadside Haunting
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1618

Roadside Haunting

Thanks to Walter McLauren for today's CleanPun. I saw this farmer standing beside the road holding a dead chicken. I asked him what happened and he said, "It tried to cross in front of my truck... read more..
Speedy Comeback
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3643

Speedy Comeback

The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I... read more..
One-liner #1138
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1398

One-liner #1138

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie; after a while it won't feel like you're alone anymore.... read more..
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