C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN

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Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Best file compression around- "DEL *.*" = 100% compression

A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

11th commandment: Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium

BREAKFAST.COM Halted .. Cereal Port Not Responding

The name is Baud, James Baud.

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.

BUFFERS FILES 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go

Access denied! Nah nah na na nah nah!

Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk??

C:\Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner!

Ultimate office automation: Net-worked coffee.

Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay!

RAM disk is NOT an installation procedure.