Think of a letter between A and W.  Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.

Keep going!

Don't stop.....

Think of an animal that begins with that letter.  Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.

Keep goin' Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in that animal.  Say it out loud as you scroll down.

Almost there...

Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down.

Take the hand you counted with, smack yourself in the head, get back to work, and quit playing stupid email games.