* A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
My desk is my work station ...

* I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

* If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what genius came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

* Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

* What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

* I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their finals.

* Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency.
I think you should write . . . A Very Good Doctor.