When I was young, I often visited my grandmother in Kennett, Missouri. 

Every year Kennett high school joined with Carruthersville to put on a production of the resurrection.

A girl from Carruthersville was chosen to play the part of the angel at the tomb. 

It was time for her to say her part, "He is not here. He is risen." 

She was so nervous that she forgot her line, but rather said, in her best southeast Missouri accent, "Uh, He ain't here. He done gone."