I had a near death experience that has changed me forever.

 

The other day, I went horseback riding.  Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but I was thrown off.

 

Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot got caught up in the stirrup.  When this happened, I fell head first to the ground.  My head continued to bounce harder and harder, and the horse just wouldn't stop or slow down.

 

Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager saved the day and unplugged the ride.