"Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum."

(A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.)

"Domino vobiscum."

(The pizza guy's here.)

"Sharpei diem."

(Seize the Wrinkled Dog.)

"Motorolus interruptus."

(Hold on, I'm going into a tunnel.)

"Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi forevercus."

(Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.)

"Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus."

(It's Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer.)

"Tempo Waturim."

(I drove my Ford off a bridge.)

"Litigata Ergo Sum."

(I sue, therefore I am.)

"Et tu, pluribus unum?"

(The government just stabbed me in the back!)

"Cavett Emptor."

(Beware, Dick Cavett could still make a comeback.)