The following is especially foul - even for this list!

"TALKING TURKEY"

What does a turkey say?

"Gobble, gobble, gobble?" ....... Not always!

What does ...

A jewelry-lovin' turkey:

"Bauble bauble bauble"

A dyslexic turkey say?

"Boggle Boggle Boggle"

A turkey in the shoe repair shop say?

"Cobble cobble cobble"

A turkey who was an old-time movie fan say?

"Gable, Gable, Gable!"

A turkey with a sore throat say?

"Gargle Gargle Gargle"

A turkey with a sore leg say?

"Hobble hobble hobble."

A football turkey say?

"Huddle, huddle, huddle"

A dieting turkey:

"Nibble, nibble nibble."

A one-legged Cockney turkey

"'Obble 'Obble 'Obble"

A turkey who argues a lot:

"Squabble squabble squabble."

What does Dr. Seuss' turkey say?

"Tweedle beetle paddle battle puddle wobble hobble gobble."

Then there was the dizzy Turkey who just went...

"Wobble Wobble Wobble!"