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Where Have All the Clowns Gone?
Get me to the airport on time
Bad Breath Ain’t Always That Bad
Pursuing A Course In Apple-Fritterology
Thoughts, Plots and Other Dangerous Activities
Pardon My French, S'il Vous Plaît
The Vegetable War in the Parsonage
How fast the shades of summer have faded
It’s Hot… And I Love It
Pinching Pennies in a Nickel Economy
Where Is Porky Pig When You Need Him?
Pleeeease Don’t Say You’ll Go Fight For Me, Mr. Candidate
So, this is summer, is it?
How Many Mondays Are There in One Week?
It Was Lights out at the Old Parsonage
Guess Who Elected To Disturb My Dinner?
Who's Smarter Than A Fifth-Grader?
I Don’t Get Headaches, I Give Them
Acting a Fool Is a Full-Time Occupation
Will the Fat Lady PLEASE Sing!
Whatever Happened to an Old-Fashioned Handshake?
Everything New Gets Old Too Soon
What It Was, Was Fruitcake
Tis the Season to Stuff Myself
I've Got Easter On My Mind
Will The Easter Bunny Just Hop Away. Please!
‘Tis the Season to be Broke
So, This Is How The World Ends
What Holiday Does a Holiday Tree Celebrate?
It's Not My Father's World Anymore
My Mother Was Wrong About Spinach
It All Began with a Love Note
Giving Credit Where Credit is Due
Here We Go Again; The Art of Redundancy
If You Can't Resolve 'Em, Perfect Last Year's Mistakes
Merry is as Merry Celebrates
Whatever Happened to Cute?
Why I Love the Month of December
After Thanksgiving Feasting Comes The Loafing
Give Us This Day Our Turkey . . . Again
Visiting My Family Is A Relative Experience
Cultivating the Fine Art of Casual Loafing
My Grandfather and that New Contraption… The Telephone.
Mr. Politician, Leave the Middle-Class Alone
I'm Not Broke - I'm Just Financially Challenged
Finding a Cure for Textaholics
On Joining the Over-the-Hill Gang
The Secret to a Great Marriage
Farewell to the Fifties
The Taxing of My Fragile Sanity