Issue # 3338
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Did you hear that my wife and I both play the guitar and love performing duets on one instrument? Yeah, I didn't hear that either. But the couple in the newest video on the funblog can - though I'm not sure they are a couple other than in the two people playing one guitar way.
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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Cookie Calories"
A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store to help him buy groceries. In addition to the healthy items on his wife's carefully prepared list, the two of them returned home with a package of sugar-filled cookies.
"Why in the world did you buy those?" his wife asked. "You know they aren't good for you!"
"Oh, but don't worry, honey, these cookies have one-third less calories than usual in them," the husband replied.
The wife looked all over the package but couldn't find any claim to that fact, so she asked, "What makes you think that?"
"We ate about a third of the box on the way home."
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Today's CleanPun - Sea Counselling
One afternoon The Sea rolled into the office of Dr. Alfred Werner, clinical psychologist.
The doctor smiled; he hadn't seen his old friend in ages. "Well, well! Long time no sea! How are you doing?"
"Swell," replied the Sea saltily.
"Then what, Pacifically, is the problem?"
"Well," the Sea swished sadly, "I'm getting tired of just going in and out every day, in and out, in and out, in and--"
"I understand," Dr. Werner interrupted hastily, "but I fear there's nothing to be done about it. For you see, my friend, you're just fit to be tide."
Today's One-liner
"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.; give a man a stick of dynamite and soon the whole village will be strewn with mud, seaweed, and unidentifiable chunks of fish.
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