Issue #3541
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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Family Support"
The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?”
The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well, no. I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves."
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Today's CleanPun
“If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?”
Today's One-liner
“Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?”
Today's CleanQuote
“One secret of managing life is to keep the folks who can't stand you away from the folks who are undecided.”
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Today's Illustration - "Historic Recall"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Ms. Crabtree had been telling her 1st grade class the story of the discovery of America by Columbus.
She concluded with, "And all this happened more than 500 years ago."
"Wow!" exclaimed Little Johnny, "What a great memory you have!"
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