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’Twas just days before Christmas, and all through the house
The wife was a’running, reminding her spouse:
“You have to shop for your folks this year;
I don’t have the time to do it, my dear.
Your father likes tools; your mother likes pink.
Last year we gave them . . . sweaters, I think.
“And, yes, we’re going to the program at school.
I know it’s boring, dear, but try to stay cool.
Of course it’s true that our kids sing offkey,
But they certainly didn’t get that from me!
I've always found a broken drum to be the perfect Christmas present:
"I don't have an advent calendar so I'm just going around opening cupboard doors and eating what I find in there."
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
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