Discovering too late that a watermelon fruit punch spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local Baptist ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the clerics' reaction.
"Quick, man," he whispered to the head waiter, "what did they say?"
"Nothing," replied the waiter.
"They were all too busy slipping the seeds into their pockets."
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Tips for student pilots.
1. Takeoffs are optional. Landings are mandatory.
2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller.
3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is dangerous.
4. It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here.
5. The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
6. The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating.
7. When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky.
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Fidel Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & livestock.
Thirty-five year study proclaims diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Texas executes last remaining citizen.
Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Authentic year 2000 Florida "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.
Ozone created by electric cars killing thousands in Los Angeles.
Average height of NBA players now nine foot seven inches.
Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.
New California law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers and baseball bats be registered by January 1, 2031.
Colorado motorist arrested for not driving SUV.
Average worker's Social Security (FICA) contribution hits $12,000 per week. Protests planned.
Seats for Mel Brooks' "The Producers" on Broadway, decline to $12,000 per.
E-mail messages, like this one, now charged at $5 per word. Please remit.
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