You always hear people using the phrase working like a dog but when's the last time you saw a dog doing any work?
You know it's going to be a bad day when YOUR picture is on the milk carton.
You know you're a bona fide Catholic, Lutheran or Episcopalian, when you're watching Star Wars, and when you hear May the Force be with you you have an overwhelming urge to respond and also with you.
Q. What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?
A. Chocolate chimp cookies.
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs.
Q. What's a cat's favorite breakfast?
A. Mice Krispies.
Q. What do whale's like to chew?
A. Blubber gum.
Q. How does a lion like his steak?
A. Medium roar.
Q. What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
A. French flies.
Q. What do cats like on their hot dogs?
A. Mouse-tard.
Q. What is a little's dog's favorite drink?
A. Pupsi-cola.
Q. What is the first letter in yellow?
A. Y. Because I want to know.
Baby name ideas, based on your occupation!
PROFESSION.................................NAME
Lawyer's daughter.............................Sue
Thief's son........................................Rob
Lawyer's son.....................................Will
Doctor 's son.....................................Bill
Meteorologist's daughter....................Haley
Steam shovel operator's son..............Doug
Hair stylist's son...............................Bob
Homeopathic doctor's son.................Herb
Justice of the peace's daughter..........Mary
Sound stage technician's son............Mike
Hot-dog vendor's son........................Frank
Gambler's daughter..........................Bette
Exercise guru's son.........................Jim
Cattle thief's son.............................Russell
Painter's son..................................Art
Iron worker's son............................Rusty
TV show star's daughter.................Emmy
Movie star's son.............................Oscar
Barber's son...................................Harry
Housewife's son .............................Dusty
Minister's daughter ........................Faith
Day-trader's daughter .....................Hope
Televangelist's daughter ..................Charity
IRS agent's daughter ......................Mony
Geneticist's son ............................Gene
Espresso vendor's son ...................Joe
Undertaker's son ............................Barry
Beautician's son .............................Curly
Gardener's son ..............................Moe
Florist's daughter ...........................Rose
Baker's daughter ...........................Cookie
Manicurist's son ............................Hans
Athlete's son ................................Victor
Lumberjack's son .........................Glenn
Plumber's son ..............................John
Accountant's daughter ...................Ira
Musician's daughter ......................Melody
Jeweler's daughter ........................Opal
Gastrointerologist's daughter .........Fanny
Politician's daughter .....................Patsy
Butcher's daughter.............................Patty
Bartender's daughter..........................Brandy
Moving company exec's daughter.......Cari
Counterfeiter's son.............................Bill
Museum curator's son........................Art
Book printer's daughter.......................Paige
Trout fisher's daughter........................Brook
Kindergarten teacher's son.................Skip
Publisher's daughter..........................Mag
Woodworker's daughter......................Peg
Tennis player's son............................Ace
Clothing manufacturer's daughter.........Polly Esther
Teacher's son....................................Mark
Landscaper's son...............................Phil
Singer's twin daughters......................Harmony & Melody
Highway patrolman's son....................Chase
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
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Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
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Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
