This is one of my favorite scenes from the TV show, Malcolm in the Middle. I remembered it when I was making the "It's Just a Parking Spot" page.
Unfortunately the person who put his on YouTube did not have permission and it was removed. If I find it again I'll put it back here.
In the meantime, here's a decent substitute from the movies!
~ The pizza's secrets ingredient is still moving.
~ The delivery kid is packing.
~ This weeks special is double cheese and double anchovies at no extra charge.
~ While waiting for the last order to come out of the oven, you catch the delivery guys playing "Frisbee golf" with the other pizzas.
~ When you call in your order, someone answers the phone with "Gino's Bait Shop and Pizzeria, how may I help you?"
~ When you open the box you find that the anchovies are eating the sausage.
~ You realize the red sauce is ketchup.
~ The pizza box that was just delivered to you displays the phone number for the Poison Control Hotline.
~ You notice a sign on the door: "Dear Customers: we are pleased to announce that 38% of our menu is FDA approved."
~ Their slogan is, "If it's not there in 30 minutes, it's not getting there."
~ Your "stuffed crust pizza" is stuffed with pudding instead of cheese.
~ Your order of bread sticks is simply the uneaten crust from old pizza slices.
~ The delivery guy waits at your door until you're finished so he can take the box back for the next customer.
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician.
"All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."
A wife and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the next door backyard barking for hours and hours.
The husband jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this" and goes downstairs.
The husband finally comes back up to bed and his wife says, "Honey, the dog is still barking. What have you been doing?"
The husband says, "I put the dog in our backyard. Let's see how THEY like it!"
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
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It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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