With apologies to everyone in the southern hemisphere, I'm glad the days are getting longer! I'm also glad nights are never this long where I live.
Why is a shark bite in the FunBlog? Because the guy went in on purpose and filmed it for our entertainment. So really, when you think about it, it would be rude of us to not be entertained. I'm sure the sharks all hada good laugh about it afterwards too.
My favorite line from the video comes very near to the beginning: "This is a film about *booll* sharks and *wawyel* we were making it something *terribooll* happened"
Issue # 3344
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Hey everyone! Here's some of what's new on the Cybersalt Site today.
My wife has a new entry in her "Simply Susan" blog. You can read "Are You Skeptical" at:
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I tried to add a new video to the FunBlog today, but this one they want you to watch right from the site so I only have the link to it. It's video of a shark biting a guy. How is that funny you ask? The answer is at:
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While we are talking about sharks and links, here is another off-site link you may enjoy. Who'd of thought you could see the sharks so well from space:
Sharks From Space
The sharks from space link is actually one I sent out on Twitter and Facebook. You don't have to wait for me to get around to putting a mailing together to know when new things are on the Cybersalt Site. Just use the links below to add Cybersalt to your Twitter or Facebook.
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Curfew"
This young man was elated when he turned eighteen in a state where curfew is 11:00 p.m. for anyone under seventeen years of age.
He told his Dad how happy he was that now he could stay out until 3:00 a.m. if he wanted.
"Yes you can stay out as late as you want, but the car is under seventeen and it has to be in the garage by eleven." His father said.
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Today's CleanQuote
"Resurrection life is certainly not a grave situation. Try it sometime."
Today's Illustration - "Honesty"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Serving as a Marine recruiter in western North Carolina, I found a young man who met all the requirements and was ready to enlist. I explained the importance of being truthful on the application, and he began filling out his paper work.
But when he got to the question "Do you own any foreign property or have any foreign financial interests?" he looked up at me with a worried expression. "Well," he confessed, "I do own a Toyota."
We enlisted him the next day.
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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